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    ... but enough about KKL.

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    Oh stewardess, I speak Aggy... Translated: Victory Vaka posts a lot of shit on social media. Bryce Foster and Monkell Goodwine liked a twitter post. It was a pretty big deal. Vaka said he's

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Holy fucking shit. No one has more powerfully radiated "I make six figs, bro" energy since Hamm himself

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Holy fuck. 

I can't look right at it. 

I can't look away. 

 

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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And I thought nothing could make him look like more of a tool than that A&M photo. This is god tier douchebaggery right here. I mean wow, just wow. 

I can hear that guy say "Once I finish this cycle, I'll see some real gains"

Trying to determine whether I feel worse for the kid for suffering two very serious injuries, and missing valuable playing time for his future.  Or being raised by one of, if not the douchiest dads I can remember, and a mom with a rocking body, but a 5 face that lots of people would like too, but not really that much.   Add on top all the maroon, and damn.  Sad situation all around. T&P.

Let's be real, momma cupp has cans but she looks just as fucking annoying as the rest of them holy shit

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

And I thought nothing could make him look like more of a tool than that A&M photo. This is god tier douchebaggery right here. I mean wow, just wow. 

Looks like a sales manager for john deer.

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Suburbs make people stupid. I bet they have 70s disco themed parties and post on Facebook.

She looks like the hot but half-witted girl that was popular because she put out and he looks like he calls her Mommy.

19 minutes ago, cafe society said:

She looks like the hot but half-witted girl that was popular because she put out and he looks like he calls her Mommy.

All bald jacked guys are in to being subs. It is known. Especially ones that wear pants like that.

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What fresh aggy hell is this?

Nice body on her, but her face is fucking weird looking. Her eyes are too close together, and her chin is longer than that dude's dick. 

Looks like aggy has a scrimmage today.  Hopefully we can get some reports on it.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Nice body on her, but her face is fucking weird looking. Her eyes are too close together, and her chin is longer than that dude's dick. 

 

All of which can be overlooked.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like aggy has a scrimmage today.  Hopefully we can get some reports on it.

"The starters all looked like sure fire all Americans, and the backups are even better!"

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Getting a strong Tawny Kitaen/Patrick Swayze vibe here.

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like aggy has a scrimmage today.  Hopefully we can get some reports on it.

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44 minutes ago, golfclap said:

This is their scrimmage coverage ::

Oh man, Smart Chibuzo at C, I think with the 1s.  

http://www.cbssports.com/general/video/2a03e0fc-607d-4702-8366-0f17a0bacd3b

Impressive! LOVE how they simulated the crowd to look like their 4th quarters of real games. 
 

Never too early to get ready for those. 

The chasm between the Texas media department and aggy is vast and it is 100% clear that they do not understand the impending NIL. That hokey aggy network shit isn’t going to cut it and this sad sack shit is certainly not going to cut it. 
 

The chasm between the Texas media department and aggy is vast and it is 100% clear that they do not understand the impending NIL. That hokey aggy network shit isn’t going to cut it and this sad sack shit is certainly not going to cut it. 
 

They’ll poach Hayes Fawcett for 10 years, 7.5M
33 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


They’ll poach Hayes Fawcett for 10 years, 7.5M

 

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Did anyone else catch Andre Ware and Chris Fowler (among some others I’m sure) sucking off aggy a ton today? Granted, they don’t have the interest I do in other in state schools, but it’s insane to me that these guys can be paid for their opinions and be so fucking ignorant 

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

The chasm between the Texas media department and aggy is vast and it is 100% clear that they do not understand the impending NIL. That hokey aggy network shit isn’t going to cut it and this sad sack shit is certainly not going to cut it. 
 

Hey, that aggy network can get you a stellar career as a State Farm insurance salesman if you play your cards right 

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Hey, that aggy network can get you a stellar career as a State Farm insurance salesman if you play your cards right 

State Farm doesn’t just accept anyone. You’re thinking of Farmers. 

3 hours ago, golfclap said:

This is their scrimmage coverage ::

Oh man, Smart Chibuzo at C, I think with the 1s.  

http://www.cbssports.com/general/video/2a03e0fc-607d-4702-8366-0f17a0bacd3b

Is McCollum injured?  I mean, he's a JAG, but Chibuzo running out to start the year would be awful.  They better hope Carson Green or even Dan Moore doesn't get injured.  Both are just average, but it'd be bad if one of those go down.

15 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

State Farm doesn’t just accept anyone. You’re thinking of Farmers. 

And State Farm wears red, not chronic bloody vomit maroon.

16 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Did anyone else catch Andre Ware and Chris Fowler (among some others I’m sure) sucking off aggy a ton today? Granted, they don’t have the interest I do in other in state schools, but it’s insane to me that these guys can be paid for their opinions and be so fucking ignorant 

 

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18 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Did anyone else catch Andre Ware and Chris Fowler (among some others I’m sure) sucking off aggy a ton today? Granted, they don’t have the interest I do in other in state schools, but it’s insane to me that these guys can be paid for their opinions and be so fucking ignorant 

You don't understand why ESPN commentators are talking up teams in an ESPN sponsored conference? 

ESPN owns the SEC channel and share profits evenly with the conference. ESPN owns television rights to all of the College Football Playoff. ESPN now owns the ACC network. 

Guess who makes the playoffs most years?

 

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

You don't understand why ESPN commentators are talking up teams in an ESPN sponsored conference? 

ESPN owns the SEC channel and share profits evenly with the conference. ESPN owns television rights to all of the College Football Playoff. ESPN now owns the ACC network. 

Guess who makes the playoffs most years?

 

they talk up aggy so Alabama's cupcake win over them looks better. 

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

they talk up aggy so Alabama's cupcake win over them looks better. 

Bingo 

On 9/4/2020 at 4:31 PM, Hank_Hill said:

All bald jacked guys are in to being subs. It is known. Especially ones that wear pants like that.

Bet he drives a corolla.

14 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Bet he drives a corolla.

Ram 2500 pickup. Black. Tricked out.

13 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Blumrick has been moved to TE per Tarp. Hilarious. 

Apparently he scored a couple of TDs. Probably not a good sign for the A&M defense. 

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