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2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Jordan's admitted kids committed to both schools get bumped and/or get dropped. No reason to keep beating this dead horse. He's been pretty objective for an aggy and he's shown he wants to have a real discussion. I appreciate an aggy perspective that isn't just "whoop this and whoop that". 

I think we all know Scholz literally can't not drop everything and give into the blood rage whenever an aggy pops their head above the parapet online.

I like to think it's the way he gets through fall Saturdays with his wife and in-laws - "why yes honey, your o-line does look great, you're completely correct" as he's furiously typing away on his phone.

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41 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You all think and say the same things.  Always.  You have a hive mind. 

And I've seen your homer posts on the aggys site.  Give me a serious break.

Relax and stop taking your repressed anger at your aggy wife out on @jordanaggie

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No

Just now, travelingtexan said:

Fuck Aggy, regardless of anything

That is how I take my repressed anger out on my aggy wife. 

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That is how I take my repressed anger out on my aggy wife. 

Sounds like Scholz, in all due respect for his hatred of Aggy, could learn a thing or two.

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15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That is how I take my repressed anger out on my aggy wife. 

 

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20 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

Sounds like Scholz, in all due respect for his hatred of Aggy, could learn a thing or two.

They’re not mutually exclusive items

10 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They’re not mutually exclusive items

We talking throating, whips, degradation? Go on....

 

Mainly ask what she does to you to make you lash out on a message board

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She doesn't do anything.  I just don't like aggys.  They're lying cowards.

21 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

We talking throating, whips, degradation? Go on....

 

Mainly ask what she does to you to make you lash out on a message board


L.O.L...

 

have you actually read this message board? 
 

you might want to go white night on about 100 other threads before giving @Scholz shit for hating aggy on a rude UT message board.

As a rule, experience results in prejudice  

 

2 hours ago, jordanaggie said:

What recruiting sites do you think I'm on?  247 and assuming it counts, here, is it.  And sure, I cheer for my team, but I'm not blindly following Luicci or other Kool-Aid drinkers (although in my early days, I was probably more inclined to, until they proved how little they knew).

We are on the same page my guy. By multiple I meant 247 and this. We have all been drunk on koolaid and most of us have realized the error in those ways. My realization came as a senior in high school when Geoff Ketchum called my high school bc I scooped him on a high profile recruit over a decade ago. Dude straight up doxxed me using my registration info, been a fly on the wall since.

I suck at internet

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4 minutes ago, Ryno said:

We are on the same page my guy. By multiple I meant 247 and this. We have all been drunk on koolaid and most of us have realized the error in those ways. My realization came as a senior in high school when Geoff Ketchum called my high school bc I scooped him on a high profile recruit over a decade ago. Dude straight up doxxed me using my registration info, been a fly on the wall since.

Well Ketchum is such a worthless dickhead that he deserves to be kneecapped quarterly for the balance of his life. 

52 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


L.O.L...

 

have you actually read this message board? 
 

you might want to go white night on about 100 other threads before giving @Scholz shit for hating aggy on a rude UT message board.

As a rule, experience results in prejudice  

 

Bro....

 

it was a fucking joke....lawd

Just now, travelingtexan said:

you either need more personality or more kink in your life.


I’ve had a lot of complaints in my life but trust me, those have never been one

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


I’ve had a lot of complaints in my life but trust me, those have never been one

actually, judging by how creepy your profile picture is...I can see what kind of kink goes on in your world

8 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


I’ve had a lot of complaints in my life but trust me, those have never been one

I guffawed

23 minutes ago, travelingtexan said:

actually, judging by how creepy your profile picture is...I can see what kind of kink goes on in your world


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12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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THEFUCKDIDYOUJUSTSAYTOM....

 

...oh

now that is a complaint that I’ve heard before

6 hours ago, travelingtexan said:

you either need more personality or more kink in your life.

Was wondering how he got crowd-sourced.  

Turns out he went full retard in the Ruth Bader Ginsberg thread in Cloak Room.

well bye GIF

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Was wondering how he got crowd-sourced.  

Turns out he went full retard in the Ruth Bader Ginsberg thread in Cloak Room.

well bye GIF

Holy shit you weren’t joking. He went full aggy in there. He racked up like -200 rep in less than an hour. Truly impressive. 

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40 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Holy shit you weren’t joking. He went full aggy in there. He racked up like -200 rep in less than an hour. Truly impressive. 

Do you not like morales and money?

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Liked this comment in his commit thread from AggieBeast12 :: 

“Good for him staying home. Respect that. Wish Texas Kids did that more“

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Is ManBun still running 3rd string at RB for aggy?

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Is ManBun still running 3rd string at RB for aggy?

No he's moved up to 2nd string TE

44 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Is ManBun still running 3rd string at RB for aggy?

@closetojumping? No, he's still terrified of the shit we'll give him for the manbun to come back.

21 hours ago, travelingtexan said:

actually, judging by how creepy your profile picture is...I can see what kind of kink goes on in your world

I would have said not so sure I'd poke the serial killer but then some people gotta touch the flames, and then poof, they're missing a head, scrotum and a bunch of limbs.    

2 hours ago, Viper said:

No he's moved up to 2nd string TE

Hamm:  He is the premier in-state SEC first string Swiss Army knife 12th man with a cool hairdo.    

Seen on 247 and texags threads/posts about the Vandy game may get canceled?

Yea that would be a nightmare scenario for them. They wouldn’t get a tuneup, and they likely would move that to later in the year not giving them a bye week.

Not only that, it’s one more week of them not being talked about or watched on TV, and big 10 teams and others below them passing them in the polls.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Good for aggy, they won't get cornholed by a bunch of sailors.  

What about merchant marines?

Asking for KKL’s dusty vajeen.

I cannot wait to see the gomers come up with a sign that says "Fear The Man Bun".

19 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait to see the gomers come up with a sign that says "Fear The Man Bun".

or CTJ since he's gone full Blumpkin.

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

FYI ...

 

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"Started all 13 games … Was second on the team with 73 tackles … Made his first start, making three tackles in the season-opening win over Texas State … Had five tackles at Clemson … Had a pair of tackles and a hurry in the win over Lamar … Made six tackles, including 1.0 for loss against Auburn … Had five tackles and a QB hurry in the win over Arkansas … Made six tackles including a tackle for loss against Alabama Had five tackles and a QB hurry in the win at Ole Miss … Made six tackles in the win over Mississippi State … Had six tackles, including 1.5 for loss, adding a QB hurry against UTSA … Made six tackles, 2.5 for loss, in the win over South Carolina … Had seven tackles, including 2.0 for loss, at Georgia … Made three tackles in the Texas Bowl win over Oklahoma State … Recorded first double-figure tackle game as he led the defense with 12 takedowns at LSU."

If he's not feeling A&M, he could probably find a landing spot at one of the 93 schools he picked up an offer from as a prospect

Waiting for Chin Pubes article on why Jimbo has lost control of the locker room. 

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