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2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

They went from Sumlin, who legit got three 5 star QBs in a row and decent skilll players to the abortion of an offense they have now.  An absolutely stupid decision.  Like who wants to play in that offense.  It’s might be a worse offense than charlie strong/Shawn Watson offense.  

To be fair, once Kingsbury left, their offense was an abortion too.

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A&M's 2019 RB class saved them this game. Without Smith and Spiller their offense is a non-starter.

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

5-star Demas did...or at least his handler did. 

did Demas even see the field?

A&M's 2019 RB class saved them this game. Without Smith and Spiller their offense is a non-starter.
did Demas even see the field?

He saw it, but wasn’t allowed to step foot on it.
13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

A&M's 2019 RB class saved them this game. Without Smith and Spiller their offense is a non-starter.

did Demas even see the field?

Is 17pts against 2020 Vanderbilt really "started"?

Footwork King is going off on Twitter about aggy.  Had one tweet basically calling Jimbo/staff liars because they apparently told him Demas would play tonight and he didn't.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Footwork King is going off on Twitter about aggy.  Had one tweet basically calling Jimbo/staff liars because they apparently told him Demas would play tonight and he didn't.

If not Vandy, when?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

If not Vandy, when?

Jimbo seemed to say the game was too close to get those guys in. So next week should be a perfect opportunity to get em in.

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Jimbo seemed to say the game was too close to get those guys in. So next week should be a perfect opportunity to get em in.

I mean, there will be plenty of garbage time next week, so why not?

Just now, TommyGufano said:

Jimbo seemed to say the game was too close to get those guys in. So next week should be a perfect opportunity to get em in.

Classic mack brown.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Footwork King is going off on Twitter about aggy.  Had one tweet basically calling Jimbo/staff liars because they apparently told him Demas would play tonight and he didn't.

Dude already got his bag, why does he care?

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If not Vandy, when?

About 4-5 games on their schedule where they’ll be down 4 TDs by 3rd quarter. 

4 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Dude already got his bag, why does he care?

Maybe another bag to keep him from the portal???

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If not Vandy, when?

I can't wait for aggy when a receiver named Muhammad drops a pass.

It's gonna be glorious.  

Footwork King is going off on Twitter about aggy.  Had one tweet basically calling Jimbo/staff liars because they apparently told him Demas would play tonight and he didn't.
Does he get kick backs for minutes played? Who gives a shit once player is exchanged for bags.
7 hours ago, DaysOff said:
8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Footwork King is going off on Twitter about aggy.  Had one tweet basically calling Jimbo/staff liars because they apparently told him Demas would play tonight and he didn't.

Does he get kick backs for minutes played? Who gives a shit once player is exchanged for bags.

That’s not the game. The Demas type players don’t pay and certainly not once they’re in school. FWK gets paid by all the well to do kids that are trying to get noticed by mid level programs and boosters.  Dude even gets paid for posting twitter videos of his trainees. 

If his star recruits don’t get playing time and exposure, then the rich kids/parents don’t see the point in paying to train with him or have him advertise for his kids.

Exactly. A high-profile flop is gonna make both the rich kids and FWK Urban Achievers scholarship kids take notice. Rich kids may be living out their parent’s dream but the next Demas wants NFL bags. FWK’s placement skills need to be near unimpeachable.

They aren’t serious about football?  I thought they paid $75 million to hire a sitting NC coach?  WTF aggy?  

Inquiring minds wanna know.

 

Some of them are starting to turn on him.  It’s going to be fun watching them realize they fell for a shitty coach that left FSU in shambles and now will be stuck with him for another 4 years.  And once Jimbo feels the heat, he’s going to have the same childish attitude he had at FSU.  It’s going to get ugly there after this season.
 

Also, it’s absolutely hilarious what they’ve done to that offense.  It could not be more archaic.  Slow, plodding, boring.  It’s going to take them years to recruit skill talent and build depth.  Unless they buy guys like Demas and Dylan Wright, no elite skill player is giving them the time of the day.  Look at their struggles at RB recruitIng, QB recruiting, and none of the elite 2021 or 2022 WRs have them in their top group.  

I wonder if they’ve figured out yet that it is futile to complain about Jimbo because they are stuck with him for at least another 3 - 4 years because of that stupid contract. There is no reduced buyout either is there?

That one post is right:  they are going to lose to the Pirate.  And it's going to be beautiful.  While aggy is getting stomped the next 2 weeks against Bama' and Florida, the Pirate has Arky and Kentucky ( could be tough game ).

3-7 possible?

10/3 - Alabama - Loss

10/10 - Florida - Loss

10/17 - Miss St - Loss

BYE

10/31 - Arkansas - Win

11/7 - South Carolina - Win

11/14 - Tennessee - Loss

11/21 - Ole Miss - Toss up

11/28 - LSU - Loss

12/5 - Auburn - Loss

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Oh my God, "Karen come getcha mans" would be a choice 2023 aggy recruiting thread title. 

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Oh my God, "Karen come getcha mans" would be a choice 2023 aggy recruiting thread title. 

Or "Karen moves back to Florida". 

28 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

3-7 possible?

10/3 - Alabama - Loss

10/10 - Florida - Loss

10/17 - Miss St - Loss

BYE

10/31 - Arkansas - Win

11/7 - South Carolina - Win

11/14 - Tennessee - Loss

11/21 - Ole Miss - Toss up

11/28 - LSU - Loss

12/5 - Auburn - Loss

Vanderbilt missed a FG and was in the red zone at least 2 (maybe 3??) other times and came away with nothing.  With a true freshman QB and a DT who just got moved a week ago starting on the OL.

If that aggy team shows up the rest of the year they won't beat anybody else.  It won't happen, but it's probably going to be a struggle in every game.  I wouldn't bet on them winning any road games.

37 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

3-7 possible?

10/3 - Alabama - Loss

10/10 - Florida - Loss

10/17 - Miss St - Loss

BYE

10/31 - Arkansas - Win

11/7 - South Carolina - Win

11/14 - Tennessee - Loss

11/21 - Ole Miss - Toss up

11/28 - LSU - Loss

12/5 - Auburn - Loss

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They will play Bama close. It’s their super bowl. 

 

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

3-7 possible?

10/3 - Alabama - Loss

10/10 - Florida - Loss

10/17 - Miss St - Loss

BYE

10/31 - Arkansas - Win

11/7 - South Carolina - Win

11/14 - Tennessee - Loss

11/21 - Ole Miss - Toss up

11/28 - LSU - Loss

12/5 - Auburn - Loss

The fightin Texas aggy spirit will pull out a couple wins they shouldn’t. Tennessee and LSU are not automatic losses. I’d put them in the toss up category. 

Of course they still think msu is shit, and that game just means that lsu will be a walkover for them. 

Oh look, Aggy being racist. Totally shocking

 

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