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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Well he just called many of the Big12 teams great coaches.  So does that make Big12 a bad conference still?  But Aggy always want the cake and eat it.

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3 hours ago, TBGFL said:

I can tell you Jimbo Fisher is just as dirty as the rest, if not more so.

Jimbo Fisher is NOT just as dirty as the rest, and you can prove this by simple math.

 

Jimbo has way less surface area than other coaches, since he is only four feet tall. He might be dirtier by percentages and still not be "as dirty".

6 hours ago, TBGFL said:

Yet, Jimbo is squeaky clean in their eyes. I can tell you Jimbo Fisher is just as dirty as the rest, if not more so.

As dirty as Candi?

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

As dirty as Candi?

Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction 

On 8/5/2019 at 4:53 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction 

Mama this surly is a dream, yeah

Jordan Pouncey. Great verbal and welcome to Texas!

On 8/5/2019 at 4:53 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction 

Lol! Marcy Playground, bitch!

13 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Lol! Marcy Playground, bitch!

That was a really good album, although many probably didn’t listen to it outside of that song 

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

That was a really good album, although many probably didn’t listen to it outside of that song 

Very true. I remember it being one of those albums where the "hit single" is arguably the worst track.

10 minutes ago, Fud said:

That was a really good album, although many probably didn’t listen to it outside of that song 

Exactly. I met and became friends with “The Woz” years ago, and up until about three years ago would keep in touch via email. They had great stuff but were in an unfortunate situation as their label happened to have others that they considered priority to Marcy at the time when they should have received better support. Unfortunate.

On 7/31/2019 at 7:58 PM, texifornia said:

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Milroe - A&M offer

Quay Davis - A&M offer

McRee - A&M offer

Conner - A&M offer

Harris Jr - A&M offer

 

On 8/4/2019 at 5:15 PM, Carl Spackler said:

I'm always amused by the sheer tonnage of stupidity and delusion on texags.

As I was reading the Aggie posts above yours, I again thought about their faith in what "staff" tells them. Then, of course, they have their rabidly blind faith in whoever their new coach is. They've embraced the childish, romantic view of soldiering. So many of them outside of the corps love the A&M military school myth and see themselves as somehow military themselves.

Reading the posts today, I started imagining Custer deciding to engage Crazy Horse's multitude on his own. I imagine the rank and file cavalrymen having doubts about it. Aggies are the riders who totally trust the authority figure and try to buck up their comrades.

Read the posts replacing Jimbo and staff with Custer.

He knows what he doing, he's won battles! ...Custer tells us not to worry... Don't be so worried about Crazy Horse (tu), they can't compare to us and we're led by Custer!...We're about to have success with Custer that we've never seen before!...I can't wait until we get closer to the Little Big Horn and prove that we're the most elite fighting force ever!

Whoop!

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Lmao at him putting Ibraheem on that list after he ditched the pool party early to come to the Texas camp.

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Would landing Foster be the biggest down pour of aggy tears ever?

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Would landing Foster be the biggest down pour of aggy tears ever?

No. Flipping Demas after we beat LSU and they get smacked by Clemson will get my vote. 

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Would landing Foster be the biggest down pour of aggy tears ever?

Yes, uppercut KO.

5 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

No. Flipping Demas after we beat LSU and they get smacked by Clemson will get my vote. 

Fuck Demas. He was the one leading the anti-Texas shit at the Rivals camp.

Foster and Jackson would bring the tears, two aggy legacies. I bet Texas ends up with more off that list than aggy does.

Right now the meltdown rankings would be imo 

1. Jimbo leaving for LSU

2. Demas flipping to (Alabama, Oregon, Georgia, LSU, SMU)

3. Haynes King flipping to LSU 

4. Elko leaving for another job 

5. Texas landing Jackson 

6. Texas landing Foster 

 

 

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Right now the meltdown rankings would be imo 

1. Jimbo leaving for LSU

2. Demas flipping to (Alabama, Oregon, Georgia, LSU, SMU)

3. Haynes King flipping to LSU 

4. Elko leaving for another job 

5. Texas landing Jackson 

6. Texas landing Foster 

 

 

If Elko left they’d just rationalize the next guy as being better and blame Elko for all the missed this summer

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

 

3. Haynes King flipping to LSU 

 

 

 

Bama hasnt taken a QB this cycle, have they? Seems Saban likes to poke Jimbo . and stealing his QB late would be hilarious. 

 

Demas has burned the Texas bridge. moss/Dez/ TO type talent. with the head to go with it. no thanks

11 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Bama hasnt taken a QB this cycle, have they? Seems Saban likes to poke Jimbo . and stealing his QB late would be hilarious. 

 

Demas has burned the Texas bridge. moss/Dez/ TO type talent. with the head to go with it. no thanks

Aggy would be thrilled to share their wives with flip their 5* QB recruit to Bama. It’s what a coattail-riding cuck program lives for.

I think the confidence in foster comes from talking to the mom, not the player.  Which might be the most accurate info. 

Getting foster would be bananas. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think the confidence in foster comes from talking to the mom, not the player.  Which might be the most accurate info. 

Getting foster would be bananas. 

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54 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Bama hasnt taken a QB this cycle, have they? Seems Saban likes to poke Jimbo . and stealing his QB late would be hilarious. 

 

Demas has burned the Texas bridge. moss/Dez/ TO type talent. with the head to go with it. no thanks

Yeah, Demas went all in believing the early bullshit. No matter how he really feels, at this point, he’s s cast his lot and can’t turn back.

10 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Bama hasnt taken a QB this cycle, have they? Seems Saban likes to poke Jimbo . and stealing his QB late would be hilarious. 

 

Demas has burned the Texas bridge. moss/Dez/ TO type talent. with the head to go with it. no thanks

Isn't Bama trying to flip Bryce Young from USC?

11 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Bama hasnt taken a QB this cycle, have they? Seems Saban likes to poke Jimbo . and stealing his QB late would be hilarious. 

 

Demas has burned the Texas bridge. moss/Dez/ TO type talent. with the head to go with it. no thanks

If he's really that type of talent then the bridge probably hasn't burned

2 hours ago, rvm96 said:

Isn't Bama trying to flip Bryce Young from USC?

Yup, they're basically waiting for Helton to get fired after the season.

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think the confidence in foster comes from talking to the mom, not the player.  Which might be the most accurate info. 

Getting foster would be bananas. 

I have confidence Mutha Hustla and the other Longhorn moms can win her over eventually. At that point, he’ll be low-hanging fruit. 

I'm not sure that the tweets regarding Foster a while back even originated with his mother.  She was quoted by one of the $9.95ers saying she wants him to take his time but where he goes will strictly be his decision,  not hers, she wants him at a good school.

Just now, cafe society said:

I'm not sure that the tweets regarding Foster a while back even originated with his mother.  She was quoted by one of the $9.95ers saying she wants him to take his time but where he goes will strictly be his decision,  not hers, she wants him at a good school.

She posts on aggy boards, that's where they're from.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

She posts on aggy boards, that's where they're from.

Yeah, if Foster ends up at Texas she might want to cancel that Texags account.

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Thanks, I thought there was some doubt as to whether that was really her.  

Yeah who knows.  Could be some aggy impersonation to create feauxmentum.  Sounds like those jackwagons.

31 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Yeah who knows.  Could be some aggy impersonation to create feauxmentum.  Sounds like those jackwagons.

Buddy from Conroe knows his mom from high school, she’s definitely an aggy. 

Oh I know she's an aggy.  I know the kid's uncle.  I'm just saying that may or may not be her posting on that website.

16 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Oh I know she's an aggy.  I know the kid's uncle.  I'm just saying that may or may not be her posting on that website.

So many Aggy connections for you 

On 8/17/2019 at 1:44 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lmao at him putting Ibraheem on that list after he ditched the pool party early to come to the Texas camp.

No shit. That gentlemen is the epitome of delusion.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah, if Foster ends up at Texas she might want to cancel that Texags account.

Aggy has a long history of respecting women who do something they disagree with. I'm sure she'll be fine.

2020nationalchamps is their "insider" high school kid. No idea what all that drama's about.

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Yep. Looch getting outscooped by the kid. The kid also seems to just report straight; not the build them up and let them down/blame bomc gradually on the way down to sadness and loathing (BAS).  The kid should pay attention, that crooked face fat ass has perfected the model.  

17 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Looch is just mad this kid stole his business model. Also, that's not how a cease and desist works

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

2020nationalchamps is their "insider" high school kid. No idea what all that drama's about.

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Amari Daniels?? LOL, yeah, good luck pulling a Miami Central kid

48 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Looch is just mad this kid stole his business model. Also, that's not how a cease and desist works

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7 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

Amari Daniels?? LOL, yeah, good luck pulling a Miami Central kid

I mean, he isn't that highly rated and there's a good chance all the major regional schools will pass. If he wants to get paid, aTm makes sense as does transferring out after a year or two in college station. 

24 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

Amari Daniels?? LOL, yeah, good luck pulling a Miami Central kid

But he's wanted to play for Jimbo for years.

Time to move the goalpost. Aggies not high on Byrd. 

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