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3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

ironic u say that i was just told lj was impressed with cj spiller & they aggies today 

Is he in the CFL nowadays? Or you saying he's looking at Clemson? (CJ Spiller was a fucking bad dude for a while there)

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1 minute ago, hornfromdallas said:

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Tell him to enjoy college station. Tell them all to. 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tell him to enjoy college station. Tell them all to. 

You didn’t hear? They got a Waffle House! Now it’s an awesome city that any 18 year old kid would love to go to

52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Literally any recruit choosing between the 2 likely made their choice today 

Especially if you're a RB. Spiller put up 174 yards and 2 scores on the ground against Florida. Our three RBs combined for 29 yards on 11 carries.

After all the clowning of A&M's O-line we did, too.

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Especially if you're a RB. Spiller put up 174 yards and 2 scores on the ground against Florida. Our three RBs combined for 29 yards on 11 carries.

After all the clowning of A&M's O-line we did, too.

I knew it was bad but holy fuck...

So is it clickety-clack time for aggy now??

The Pirate needs to take them down...

They’re clearly still a four loss team at minimum and Florida was over hyped as they have been any time they touch the top 10 post Tebow. That said it’s not really going to help when we’re also shitting the bed. Moral of the story we’re both going to continue to lose top recruits out of state. 

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They’re clearly still a four loss team at minimum and Florida was over hyped as they have been any time they touch the top 10 post Tebow. That said it’s not really going to help when we’re also shitting the bed. Moral of the story we’re both going to continue to lose top recruits out of state. 
This

They beat an overrated Gator team with a shit defense. BFD.

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5 hours ago, TBGFL said:

This

They beat an overrated Gator team with a shit defense. BFD.

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Apparently it was a big deal. I switched over to see Jimbo accepting the Academy Award and Congressional Medal of Honor after the game. I get the feeling they're already engraving 2020 on that blank, cheap-ass National Championship Trophy.

On 10/10/2020 at 4:59 PM, satyanash said:

Especially if you're a RB. Spiller put up 174 yards and 2 scores on the ground against Florida. Our three RBs combined for 29 yards on 11 carries.

After all the clowning of A&M's O-line we did, too.

Need more cubes, maybe?

On 10/10/2020 at 7:16 PM, LTtxfan said:

So is it clickety-clack time for aggy now??

The Pirate needs to take them down...

Need more cow bell!? ;):D
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9 hours ago, TBGFL said:

This

They beat an overrated Gator team with a shit defense. BFD.

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I think SEC is finally playing Big 12 style college football. The past week probably broke a record for most points scored in SEC game weekdend combine in SEC history, with multiple games with big scores and lambskin style condoms...feels like nothing's there! 

Pirate will most likely trip up mumblin' Jumbo this week, just watch.

 

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The botched abortion that transpired in the Cotton Bowl was enough to scare this one off.

23 minutes ago, Chad said:

The botched abortion that transpired in the Cotton Bowl was enough to scare this one off.

He’s basically been a lock to go there since his bread brother signed last year. We were never a contender

Baylor might have been more of a contender? since the dad is a Baylor letterman.

And then there were rumors online that he wasn't a grinder, has a prima donna complex kinda thing going? not sure.  But happy to get him based on physical measures and that he plays two sports.

 

5 hours ago, Chad said:

The botched abortion that transpired in the Cotton Bowl was enough to scare this one off.

We haven't been seriously recruiting him in a long, long time. Maybe he sticks as an OT, but thats a pretty big maybe.

8 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

We haven't been seriously recruiting him in a long, long time. Maybe he sticks as an OT, but thats a pretty big maybe.

I'm still trying to figure out what he is.  And what Regis is.  We're taking these project guys that don't really have a position when we've finally got a little momentum.  Another head-scratcher.

On 10/10/2020 at 4:59 PM, satyanash said:

Especially if you're a RB. Spiller put up 174 yards and 2 scores on the ground against Florida. Our three RBs combined for 29 yards on 11 carries.

After all the clowning of A&M's O-line we did, too.

We're still in awe of what happened with the OL.  I never thought your/my offseason Horn/Ag OL comparisons were far off.  I didn't think either would amount to much.  

39 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

We're still in awe of what happened with the OL.  I never thought your/my offseason Horn/Ag OL comparisons were far off.  I didn't think either would amount to much.  

Think the jury is still out on y'alls O-line. They looked like shit against vandy, serviceable against Bama, and solid against Florida. Ours undoubtedly sucks ass though.

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40 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Think the jury is still out on y'alls O-line. They looked like shit against vandy, serviceable against Bama, and solid against Florida. Ours undoubtedly sucks ass though.

Aggy had over 180 yards rushing against Vandy, averaging 6.8     Not sure that qualifies as shit

7 minutes ago, covid 19 said:

Aggy had over 180 yards rushing against Vandy, averaging 6.8     Not sure that qualifies as shit

I guess run blocking is all that matters. They also only scored 17 points  and Mond was 17/28 partially because the pocket was frequently booty.

1 hour ago, covid 19 said:

Aggy had over 180 yards rushing against Vandy, averaging 6.8     Not sure that qualifies as shit

It was shit.  Vandy is shit.

 

Vandy this year:

vs aggy - L 12-17

vs LSU - L 7-41

vs SCar - L 7-41

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

It was shit.  Vandy is shit.

 

Vandy this year:

vs aggy - L 12-17

vs LSU - L 7-41

vs SCar - L 7-41

Held vandy to almost the same points as last years national champs, advantage aggy. Stupid sip

On 10/13/2020 at 11:15 AM, Hank_Hill said:

Think the jury is still out on y'alls O-line. They looked like shit against vandy, serviceable against Bama, and solid against Florida. Ours undoubtedly sucks ass though.

Hard not to agree with this.  We'll see against a better DL (I think?) in Miss State.  So far, it looks better than last year by a pretty wide margin.

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On 10/16/2020 at 3:04 PM, Ricky Butler said:

I hope we hire Urban just so half of Liucci's screeds will be about Texas.

We better hire Urban, because the SEC West is dogshit outside of Bama. Aggy should win 9 if they don't aggy it up.  

I loathe aggy as much as anyone here but can’t help but note the they were going to be below 500 two weeks ago and now should win 9, but they still suck major ass.

Doesn’t matter, they’ll never win it all

On 10/16/2020 at 3:04 PM, Ricky Butler said:

I hope we hire Urban just so half of Liucci's screeds will be about Texas.

...and how we'll try to win at all costs, unlike Texas A&M which does things the right way

On 10/18/2020 at 7:16 PM, Hanrahan said:

I loathe aggy as much as anyone here but can’t help but note the they were going to be below 500 two weeks ago and now should win 9, but they still suck major ass.

Eh, we have a ways to go.  I'm not ready to say 9.  I was saying 8-2 before the season.  After Vandy, that looked more like 3-7.  Now I'm back to 8-2, but we could just as easily win or lose the rest of the games.

We'll go as far as Mond takes us, and it's certainly not hard to argue that he sucks.

Ehhh. Tough to make fun of anyone right now.

2 hours ago, jordanaggie said:

You guys are asleep at the wheel-- there have been some good posts today.

From the outside, you wouldn’t understand...

Lol I wouldn't understand?  We dealt with Kevin Sumlin.  He didn't have the EOT stuff going on then, but we had the letter from Charlene and his ridiculous nonsense.

How likely is it that Urban is your next coach?

6 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Lol I wouldn't understand?  We dealt with Kevin Sumlin.  He didn't have the EOT stuff going on then, but we had the letter from Charlene and his ridiculous nonsense.

How likely is it that Urban is your next coach?

Greater than 0% which is more than I expected 

20 hours ago, jordanaggie said:

You guys are asleep at the wheel-- there have been some good posts today.

I can't speak for everyone but I will anyway. I assume we're all pilled up on Xanax (or something similar) so that we don't burst blood vessels in our heads from the non-stop hatescreaming or stumbling ass drunk or both. 

 

I hadn't even really read anything too crazy over there but Tarp did catch my eye. I wish that we could fully enjoy the "take the W" league but here we are. TAKE THE W LOS LEAGUE SIP.  

I did enjoy his particular example with Vandy though. 

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28 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I can't speak for everyone but I will anyway. I assume we're all pilled up on Xanax (or something similar) so that we don't burst blood vessels in our heads from the non-stop hatescreaming or stumbling ass drunk or both. 

 

I hadn't even really read anything too crazy over there but Tarp did catch my eye. I wish that we could fully enjoy the "take the W" league but here we are. TAKE THE W LOS LEAGUE SIP.  

I did enjoy his particular example with Vandy though. 

Tarp-Take-The-W.png

Yep. Herman has managed to ruin everything about this football season.
 

The Take the W comment is absolutely hilarious though. The SEC has a bunch of shitty teams this year.  Miss St. is 41st in FEI, Arkansas is 42nd, Ole Miss 39th, and Tenn 38th. That’s worse than every team in the Big 12 except Kansas, WVU, and Tech. Vanderbilt is 99th.  S&P+ is around the same spot, except it has Miss St. 61 and even has South Carolina 53rd. So that’s half of aggy’s schedule that would rate as the 7th best team in the Big 12 or worse. 

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Yep. Herman has managed to ruin everything about this football season.
 
The Take the W comment is absolutely hilarious though. The SEC has a bunch of shitty teams this year.  Miss St. is 41st in FEI, Arkansas is 42nd, Ole Miss 39th, and Tenn 38th. That’s worse than every team in the Big 12 except Kansas, WVU, and Tech. Vanderbilt is 99th.  S&P+ is around the same spot, except it has Miss St. 61 and even has South Carolina 53rd. So that’s half of aggy’s schedule that would rate as the 7th best team in the Big 12 or worse. 

Iron sharpens iron. Or something.


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4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Iron sharpens iron. Or something.


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Dung sharpens dung?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dung sharpens dung?

 

Hey, man. 

How would you feel if I said "Shit sharpens shit"?  Huh?

- Bevo XV

aggy interested in late riser at CB - Miami and Houston both offered  ::

Texas A&M will likely still try to add one more CB/DB to the class and name to keep an eye on is Marvin Covington. He picked up a Miami offer today and is starting to generate quite a bit of buzz around the DFW area. He owns a 10.84 100-meter time from this spring and is off to a really good start this season.

https://247sports.com/Player/Marvin-Covington-46110011/

HammLite CB pick ::

 

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Yulkeith Brown is being recruited as an ATH by A&M and could play either slot WR or DB. The Aggies have talked to him about both spots. I expect him to join teammate Amari Daniels in committing to A&M. Wiltfong and I both worked this one and we believe he is going to choose A&M and that he is a take.

Daniels was supposed to announce last week but I believe he is going to make his decision known this coming weekend. There's a chance Brown could do so at the same time.

https://247sports.com/Player/Yulkeith-Brown-46077108/

 

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

HammLite CB pick ::

 

I read his name as Yulkith...

Now Kith? :D

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Hopefully this doesn't mean anything for LJ Johnson.

Brown and Amari Daniels both committed to aggy today.

numbers will be an issue. 

Aggies lied about attendance numbers. No way. I’m shocked. This can’t be.

You could se it on tv. I bet there was 50k fans there. Either that or 80% decides they were going to sit between the 20s irrespective of their assigned seating 

6 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Aggies lied about attendance numbers. No way. I’m shocked. This can’t be.

What in the hell is wrong with you? Aggy doesn't lie (about attendance numbers), cheat or steal (seats that were not assigned to them) or tolerate those who do. Every aggy I've ever known has told me that...stupid sip.

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