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Early prediction for an OL for them is probably Fatheree, Zuhn ( Colorado legacy ), maybe the North Shore Guard, and some 3* from Tennessee or New Jersey.

*Foster all depends on the aggy mom.

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Early prediction for an OL for them is probably Fatheree, Zuhn ( Colorado legacy ), maybe the North Shore Guard, and some 3* from Tennessee or New Jersey.

*Foster all depends on the aggy mom.

They should also get late risers. I can't see us having room on the OL late in the recruiting cycle.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Early prediction for an OL for them is probably Fatheree, Zuhn ( Colorado legacy ), maybe the North Shore Guard, and some 3* from Tennessee or New Jersey.

*Foster all depends on the aggy mom.

Maybe Matthew Wykoff, who’s actually pretty good 

They might not be able to beat out OU for Fatheree 

7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Did the Donovan Jackson to aggy myth start on the interwebs with their usual "were getting everyone, and those dern sip fehgs will be left out", or was there any real chance they had?

It all starts with an early Perroni crystal ball which basically puts a kid in the aggy calculator 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

It all starts with an early Perroni crystal ball which basically puts a kid in the aggy calculator 

His curse is fine by me. As soon as he puts in the dreaded kid in the aggy calculator, it makes me giddy knowing we're going to land him. 

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They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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I mean, that doesn't even make any sense. For starters, why are they recruiting a guy without any legs? And why is said guy stumping up and down a set of stairs in what looks like a very urban environment. Because that doesn't look like Port Arthur to me. 

37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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Parallax effect, imo.

44 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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52 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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Is that an official AD edit?

If so, that is maybe the most embarrassing thing they’ve done all year, which is saying something. I could do something better in about 20 minutes on an iPad. And I’m a man, I’m 40. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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Want to know how I got these cars? 

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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This is middle school level computer work...in 1997

26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is middle school level computer work...in 1997

Exactly. aggy really has stepped up their graphics game, haven’t they? 

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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Worst Side Story.

All that’s missing from that edit are flying toasters from the After Dark screensaver software.

10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

All that’s missing from that edit are flying toasters from the After Dark screensaver software.

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36 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

All that’s missing from that edit are flying toasters from the After Dark screensaver software.

The one that they print and mail to the recruits also comes with a CD good for 250 free hours at prodigy. 

Dang, that Stowers guy looks like he'll throw some really good WR-throwback options at the next level.

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HOLY FUCK...ive never seen a worse throwing motion! Please someone save the looch comment that he will be a superstar

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The one that they print and mail to the recruits also comes with a CD good for 250 free hours at prodigy. 

Hey, that’s pretty nifty stuff!

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They have their top men on the creative team, that's for sure.

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Courtesy of Paul Longhorn...does pretty solid work on the Twitter. 

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Between King and Stowers, their future QB is guaranteed to have one of the ugliest, slowest releases in all of CFB.
At least they’ll have a great OL that gives them a ton of time to get the ball out.

 

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Texags rankings are going to get a big shakeup if the current top 4 end up at Texas.

https://texags.com/football-recruiting/top/2021

Let me see if I can rank the funnies things about this ranking 

2. Eli Stowers in Top 10

3. Billy Bowman down at #39

1.  No Aggy offer for OT Tommy Brockermeyer (#3 overall player in nation) and OT Savion Byrd,(#13 overall player in nation), especially considering Aggy OT depth - actually this should be 1

4. Hayden Connor dropping to #24. I know he was higher when he was an Aggy lock. 

5. No offer to JD Coffey. The only safety worth an offer in Texas in 2021. 

6. Keep an eye on OL Erik Cade. He will shoot up the rankings once Aggy misses on everyone else. 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Stowers ranked in the top 25 is laughable on its own 

Is he the next Reggie McNeal or the next Jerrod Johnson?

4 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Is he the next Reggie McNeal or the next Jerrod Johnson?

Yes

Stowers just like ol bucky.
Bomc just scared to see what eli will look like after qb whisperer jimbo gets a hold of him.
Shot across the bow, waves across cfb landscape, people across the country taking notice etc..

7 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Is he the next Reggie McNeal or the next Jerrod Johnson?

He's the next *checks notes* one they blame for their failures 

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He's the next *checks notes* one they blame for their failures 

I'd think they'd have to anoint and then blame Calzone or Manbun before him, right?

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

I'd think they'd have to anoint and then blame Calzone or Manbun before him, right?

Absolutely not. They're not blek. Remember, Ryan Tannehill is a legend, and he fucking sucks. They loved Starkle, who's also not blek. Reggie might get a pass just because he was a top 10 player in the country, but that's about it. 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Let me see if I can rank the funnies things about this ranking 

2. Eli Stowers in Top 10

3. Billy Bowman down at #39

1.  No Aggy offer for OT Tommy Brockermeyer (#3 overall player in nation) and OT Savion Byrd,(#13 overall player in nation), especially considering Aggy OT depth - actually this should be 1

4. Hayden Connor dropping to #24. I know he was higher when he was an Aggy lock. 

5. No offer to JD Coffey. The only safety worth an offer in Texas in 2021. 

6. Keep an eye on OL Erik Cade. He will shoot up the rankings once Aggy misses on everyone else. 

Camar at 1 is laughable.

Connor, I believe was at 9. 

On 10/5/2019 at 11:56 AM, Goodman said:

Camar at 1 is laughable.

Connor, I believe was at 9. 

No, he was in the top 5.

How is Stowers doing to start the year?

37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

No, he was in the top 5.

Yep #4 IIRC

23 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Yep #4 IIRC

That's what I remember, too.

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

How is Stowers doing to start the year?

Looks golden so far.

On 10/5/2019 at 10:53 AM, Spider2YBanana said:

Absolutely not. They're not blek. Remember, Ryan Tannehill is a legend, and he fucking sucks. They loved Starkle, who's also not blek. Reggie might get a pass just because he was a top 10 player in the country, but that's about it. 

Nah, they threw Dustin Long under the bus for Reggie.  The freshman always starts as the savior and by the time he's an upperclassman he sucks.  

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