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17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So any flat tire / car troubles / couldn't get a ride / ect. no shows yet?

Ask and ye shall receive. Guess Ibraheem won't be their early bag commit.

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ask and ye shall receive. Guess Ibraheem won't be their early bag commit.

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Lulz, so the only guys we care about going to this are L. Jackson, Jordon Thomas (twitter heavy dose of burnt orange lately), Foster (no chance committing today), and LJ Johnson (we look good here).

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ask and ye shall receive. Guess Ibraheem won't be their early bag commit.

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Having Jackson there without Burris in is ear is actually a big deal, imo. Sounding boards and a echo chambers to reinforce or persuade can be powerful. 

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34 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz, so the only guys we care about going to this are L. Jackson, Jordon Thomas (twitter heavy dose of burnt orange lately), Foster (no chance committing today), and LJ Johnson (we look good here).

Jordon Thomas couldn't make it. 

Might already be time to hit Florida and New Jersey hard after the dead period (and up the raise to make sure Robinson stays)

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

So who actually did make it? Landon Jackson and 5 guys named Jagger?

CONFIRMED VISITORS

-5-star Texarkana Pleasant Grove DE Landon Jackson

-4-star Cy-Fair RB LJ Johnson

-4-star Katy Taylor OG Bryce Foster

-4-star Grandview TE/DE Dametrious Crownover

-4-star Duncanville LB Kendrick Blackshire

-4-star Fort Collins (Colo.) Fossil Ridge OT Trey Zuhn

-4-star Denton Guyer QB Eli Stowers (A&M commit)

-Denton Guyer CB Deuce Harmon

-Shadow Creek LB Terrence Cooks

-Magnolia OT Matthew Wykoff

-Dickinson LB Keith Cooper

-Fort Bend Ridge Point WR John Paul Richardson

-Fort Bend Ridge Point OG Caleb Rodkey

-2022 4-star Lewisville WR Armani Winfield

-2022 Katy CB Bobby Taylor

-2022 Duncanville LB Jordan Crook

Original post on this reply: 5-star DE Landon Jackson is already in town. DE Marcus Burris is sick and was not able to make the trip with him, though

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Mike Hunt

What about Ben Dover?

I would rather take the potential outcome of winning Landon’s recruitment and losing Burris to A&M than winning Burris and losing Landon.

 

Of course, I’d rather have both. 

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Jordon Thomas couldn't make it. 

Lulz outstanding.

Looks like if they get anybody today it'll be Zuhn and Crownover (Perroni crystal ball pick today).  Neither shocking.

Having a bunch of no shows is actually a positive thing for aggy.  The coaches can spend more time with the few guys that did attend!

Wyckoff would actually be a good get considering what they've been bringing in.  If he's the 5th or 6th OL take for us I'd take it.

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98's back

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98's back

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Does this motherfucker have even a passing acquaintance with the English language?

Looks like Aggy got a commit. I’m guessing Zuhn 

Daddy98 is a fucking idoit.  Wycoff would be a coup for them.   Ain't a whole shitload of rocket scientists in Bryan, so I guess Hayden Conner was not impressed.  He would rather deal with aerospace education issues than stick his arm up a cows ass.  

27 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

 

Does this motherfucker have even a passing acquaintance with the English language?

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31 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Looks like Aggy got a commit. I’m guessing Zuhn 

Must not have anyone else. This is the equivalent of price committing last year, and they could wait on that one. 

Perroni: Harmon told me "hello" today. I'm thinking about putting in a Crystal Ball for him.

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I knew as soon I started reading this update that the writer was eventually going to heave out the ol’ “small group was actually better” scenario. If they had 200 kids show up, they’d all be hooting and honking about the huge turnout. But nope, smaller is better, folks. Ritz Bit has outfoxed everyone yet again. 

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29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I knew as soon I started reading this update that the writer was eventually going to heave out the ol’ “small group was actually better” scenario. If they had 200 kids show up, they’d all be hooting and honking about the huge turnout. But nope, smaller is better, folks. Ritz Bit has outfoxed everyone yet again. 

Isn't this the guy that's like the Stevie to Peroni's Kenny Powers?

1 minute ago, Viper said:

 

Isn't this the guy that's like the Stevie to Peroni's Kenny Powers?

Not sure, but I was just thinking of Danny McBride after reading these updates. At some point, Jimbo is going to have to pull out all of the stops at one of these gatherings, as it looks like the word is out that they’re just not very “lit”.

When this guy does figure out that he needs to shake things up, I am betting on full white-trash retard replete with explosives and some guy with a mullet shouting “Big ass titties!!!!” as he detonates one firework after another. They’ll bring in one of those trucks with the giant speakers on them and blare Def Leppard and White Snake until half the crowd gets hit with vertigo. Every stripper within 100 miles will be recruited to show up and party. Just pure Beverly Hillbillies level of slinging money out there without any class or decorum.

 

Jimbo gets paid as long as he doesn’t get caught cheating.  This isn’t going to end well.  At all. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Not sure, but I was just thinking of Danny McBride after reading these updates. At some point, Jimbo is going to have to pull out all of the stops at one of these gatherings, as it looks like the word is out that they’re just not very “lit”.

When this guy does figure out that he needs to shake things up, I am betting on full white-trash retard replete with explosives and some guy with a mullet shouting “Big ass titties!!!!” as he detonates one firework after another. They’ll bring in one of those trucks with the giant speakers on them and blare Def Leppard and White Snake until half the crowd gets hit with vertigo. Every stripper within 100 miles will be recruited to show up and party. Just pure Beverly Hillbillies level of slinging money out there without any class or decorum.

 

This sounds amazing to me. 

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Not sure, but I was just thinking of Danny McBride after reading these updates. At some point, Jimbo is going to have to pull out all of the stops at one of these gatherings, as it looks like the word is out that they’re just not very “lit”.

When this guy does figure out that he needs to shake things up, I am betting on full white-trash retard replete with explosives and some guy with a mullet shouting “Big ass titties!!!!” as he detonates one firework after another. They’ll bring in one of those trucks with the giant speakers on them and blare Def Leppard and White Snake until half the crowd gets hit with vertigo. Every stripper within 100 miles will be recruited to show up and party. Just pure Beverly Hillbillies level of slinging money out there without any class or decorum.

 

I’ll be putting my Hudl tape together in the morning to send in

58 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I knew as soon I started reading this update that the writer was eventually going to heave out the ol’ “small group was actually better” scenario. If they had 200 kids show up, they’d all be hooting and honking about the huge turnout. But nope, smaller is better, folks. Ritz Bit has outfoxed everyone yet again. 

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"their appeal is becoming more selective"

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98's back

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Daddy98 not going to be happy.  Wykoff for offered.

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