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    Oh stewardess, I speak Aggy... Translated: Victory Vaka posts a lot of shit on social media. Bryce Foster and Monkell Goodwine liked a twitter post. It was a pretty big deal. Vaka said he's

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

This is such a great 9.95 answer. He gives 4 different possible dates. 

 

 

So by May 24th, unless it is June 5th, June 15th or June 27th. That Dr. Fauci Liucci really knows his shit.

I really just want to know where he will be crushing wings once the pandemic ends though.

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50 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Wait, aggy thinks they had the #3 composite class in 2019?

This shocks you? They think they’re a fine college education as well, along with not being racists. 

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

10 picks in and they start sucking off their daddies

 

Especially funny since the Big 12 has had the #1 pick the two years prior and currently has the best player in all of football. Classic aggy cognitive dissonance. 

Nothing like a good drunk text to your ex to let everyone know your night's going GREAT

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30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing like a good drunk text to your ex to let everyone know your night's going GREAT

The only scoreboards that matter are 76-37-5 and 27-25, you fucking loser. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This shocks you? They think they’re a fine college education as well, along with not being racists. 

And in the top 1%.    Outside of sheepfucking and gloryhole stalls, I'm not seeing top 1% of anything.  

Why don’t you ever talk about the aggys, Billy?

Congrats to aggy for their dominant first round success. 

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

Imagine what they'd do if a UT player acted like this

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1000 yards and 8 TDs

last time A&M had a WR with these stats were 2016 (Josh Reynolds with 1057 yards and 12 TDs) and before that was Mike Evans with 1394 yards and 12 TDs in 2013. Ryan Swope in 2011 had 1207 yards and 11 TDs and Jeff Fuller had 1066 yards and 12 TDs in 2010

 

so they have had 4 WR seasons total in the last 10 years where a WR had 1000 yards and 8 TDs, but sure a true freshman who didn't play a snap his senior year is going to step into the SEC and make it happen! 

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

last time A&M had a WR with these stats were 2016 (Josh Reynolds with 1057 yards and 12 TDs) and before that was Mike Evans with 1394 yards and 12 TDs in 2013. Ryan Swope in 2011 had 1207 yards and 11 TDs and Jeff Fuller had 1066 yards and 12 TDs in 2010

 

so they have had 4 WR seasons total in the last 10 years where a WR had 1000 yards and 8 TDs, but sure a true freshman who didn't play a snap his senior year is going to step into the SEC and make it happen! 

jennifer lawrence ok GIF

 

 

Bro, don't you Heis-MOND?!?!

Time for some of these idiots to get a $EC Logo tattooed on the back of their necks to make it official.

Boy - Gabe, Olin, and Looch spent damn near 3 hours self fellating themselves about how great of a night the SEC had at the draft last night! Especially compared to that putrid Big 12! Of course, none of aggy were there, but they'll soon be standing up their with their SEC brothers! Well, not next year... but the year after, aggy will be churning out those 1st rounders because of Jimbo's elite level recruiting by God. 

Also, Olin and Gabe get into it with some sports writer who calls in talking about how overrated Jimbo is around the 25 minute mark.

 

 

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Aggies ridiculing the roster mismanagement of the Hon'ble Gustavo Malzahn, head coach of the Auburn Tigers.  (You know, the team that has beaten them the last three years.)

 

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17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

aTm criticizing OL recruiting is high comest dt very level. 

Jesus thanks iphone. 
 

*high comedy at every level. 

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

aTm criticizing OL recruiting is high comest dt very level. 

 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus thanks iphone. 
 

*high comedy at every level. 

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Has anyone told Looch that defensive players from Texas, TCU, OU, amd Tech were drafted ahead of Mudubuike?  SEC SEC!!

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has anyone told Looch that defensive players from Texas, TCU, OU, amd Tech were drafted ahead of Mudubuike?  SEC SEC!!

Well, plenty of SEC, SEC players were drafted, just not any aggys.  But everybody'll be sorry when the farmers win it all next year, or the following year, or the year after.  

That board has already turned on Crownover basically calling him a JAG and he plays lazy.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That board has already turned on Crownover basically calling him a JAG and he plays lazy.

Good thing they took his 2 star brother to land him.

The Landon Jackson saga pt 1 - in which Jimbo goes through the "losing a legacy recruit to a big brother school" part of the aggy coach lifecycle

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LJ pt 3 - Maybe Terry Price should stop barbecuing and start recruiting - fifaggy

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We rag on Giles, but wtf has Price done these last 2 cycles?  He's lost every head-to-head against Giles ( Broughton, Collins, Sanders ) and now can't get a legacy.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

LJ pt 3 - Maybe Terry Price should stop barbecuing and start recruiting - fifaggy

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Quickly becoming aggy's recruiting nightmare....

Rick and Morty x Scary Terry | Rick and morty poster, Scary terry ...

part 5 - we're into "everyone's paying but us" territory

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bam

 

Perroni falling flat while trying to save face. Comedy gold.

Post-commitment reaction. It's the visit restrictions that are the problem, you see

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part 3 - "literally can't believe the top of board is committed to other programs"

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Oh honey...

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That has to be a mfeldstein sock.

This is how I imagine this board will be, me included, in July when the Brockermeyers commit to Bama.

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh honey...

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No fucking way does any sane human thinks LSU is a lesser school than aggy when it comes to football

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We rag on Giles, but wtf has Price done these last 2 cycles?  He's lost every head-to-head against Giles ( Broughton, Collins, Sanders ) and now can't get a legacy.

Was Leal a Price recruit? Only one I can think of

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