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    Ricky's one-hitter

    Reddit throwing shade    

  • Chuckie Finster
    Chuckie Finster

    ... but enough about KKL.

  • Neonmoon
    Neonmoon

    Oh stewardess, I speak Aggy... Translated: Victory Vaka posts a lot of shit on social media. Bryce Foster and Monkell Goodwine liked a twitter post. It was a pretty big deal. Vaka said he's

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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All these kids from out of state that have never been to college station are in for a rude awakening just blindly wading into a sea of racist mayonnaise

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

All these kids from out of state that have never been to college station are in for a rude awakening just blindly wading into a sea of racist mayonnaise

They’re not being paid to give a shit about that 

10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They’re not being paid to give a shit about that 

Those need to be some thiccccck fucking checks 

Those need to be some thiccccck fucking checks 
They arrive faster than a stimulus check I bet.

Is Banks still likely to decommit?  I remember some talk of it not to long ago.

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

All these kids from out of state that have never been to college station are in for a rude awakening just blindly wading into a sea of racist mayonnaise

This might be aggy's best chance to sign a bunch of studs.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is Banks still likely to decommit?  I remember some talk of it not to long ago.

I think most assume a North Shore kid will jump to LSU if called 

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

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The perroni kiss of death.  I'm going to put Harmon in the calculator now. 

13 hours ago, golfclap said:

if he's really 6'3" he looks like 325 is in the rearview. his lower body is huge. 

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

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why of course it is TOTALLY normal to get guys from CA and NY who have never visited you. NOTHING would ever be shady about that...

Great stuff from Looch and Fat Hamm at the beginning of this episode about Seegers:

"The recruiting services did this kid wrong" 

"Look at the tape. Legit 4 star talent" 

"Another stellar evaluation by Jimbo" 

"He's high on Georgia's board!...even though I think they are going to land 2 higher ranked LBs" (yes he actually said this)" 

" The folks at Bright were high fiving each other landing this kid"

 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0130787-tkkt.mp3

 

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is Banks still likely to decommit?  I remember some talk of it not to long ago.

If OU/LSU decides to take his cousin, I'd look to those places to potentially flip him. Jimbo should take his cousin in a two QB class though, Davis is a better college QB prospect than Stowers

Here is the west coast mods evaluation on Vaka.

"Big bodied interior linemen who has the strength and size to be a nose but the technique and leverage to be a tackle, provided he keeps his weight under control. Added more weight which has slowed him down. Size wise, gets a good push and can shed his blocks, plug gaps and take on multiple blockers. Needs to continue to play with consistency and not take plays off. Projects as multi-year Power 5 starter."

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

@Lobwedgephil did Looch ever put out that piece about where things stand with in-state recruits for aggy?

Doesn't look like it. He replied to a post that Jimbo is sending a message to Texas high school kids with this, but no article on it yet. 

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Liucci

12:01a, 5/1/20 

Staff

AG

You had me at drunk thought. They're going to work the Texas kids they want incredibly hard. I'd say let's wait and see what the final numbers end up looking like. Foster, Fatheree, Harmon, Wykoff, Jackson (still), Burris, Thomas, Turner, LJ Johnson, Wheaton, Cooks, Blackshire, Arroyo, Crownover, Ketron Jackson, Banks and Stowers are the guys right now (and I'm sure I've forgotten to mention a couple so don't read anything into it) and there are several more names that will be added to that list in the not-too-distant future.

 

 

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here is the west coast mods evaluation on Vaka.

"Big bodied interior linemen who has the strength and size to be a nose but the technique and leverage to be a tackle, provided he keeps his weight under control. Added more weight which has slowed him down. Size wise, gets a good push and can shed his blocks, plug gaps and take on multiple blockers. Needs to continue to play with consistency and not take plays off. Projects as multi-year Power 5 starter."

So basically he's the Cali-Tongan version of Brown.

1 hour ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Foster, Fatheree, Harmon, Wykoff, Jackson (still), Burris, Thomas, Turner, LJ Johnson, Wheaton, Cooks, Blackshire, Arroyo, Crownover, Ketron Jackson, Banks and Stowers are the guys right now (and I'm sure I've forgotten to mention a couple so don't read anything into it) and there are several more names that will be added to that list in the not-too-distant future.

Look kids, a list of kids who haven’t told Aggy no yet. (and Jackson who did)

btw, Aggy posted a recent picture of Banks. Looks like a RB and not WR

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

btw, Aggy posted a recent picture of Banks. Looks like a RB and not WR

Just getting that lower half ready to support #cubelife

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Look kids, a list of kids who haven’t told Aggy no yet. (and Jackson who did)

btw, Aggy posted a recent picture of Banks. Looks like a RB and not WR

Didn't looch say something about him looking like a LB?

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Look kids, a list of kids who haven’t told Aggy no yet. (and Jackson who did)

btw, Aggy posted a recent picture of Banks. Looks like a RB and not WR

yeah, he certainly doesn't have an incoming WR body these days ... 

 

 

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Ryan Brauninger

1:08p 

Staff

Port Arthur Memorial DE Jordon Thomas announced via Twitter that he's now planning on making a decision tomorrow at 12:30.

Originally, he was planning on coming back to visit A&M before sitting down to go over a commitment. I do know that he was on the phone with both staffs yesterday, including a call with Jimbo Fisher. 

I reached out to JT this afternoon, but he was very hush-hush on which way he was leaning. Texas has the advantage of having the last visit. He had two scheduled trips to College Station before the pandemic shutdowns ceased visits.


 

 

Ryan Brauninger

1:17p 

Staff

The returns I'm getting here this afternoon make me believe Texas getting that last visit is going to have a major impact. I'll be interested to see if he still plans on making those trips to A&M if the pick is indeed the Longhorns. He was pretty adamant that he'd be coming back to College Station.

Like Landon Jackson, I don't anticipate this being a kid the staff is going to back away from regardless.

 

 

 

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I don't have any inside information, but for some reason I feel like it's going to be us, and our end class just gets more outrageous. 

56 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:
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Ryan Brauninger

1:08p 

Staff

Port Arthur Memorial DE Jordon Thomas announced via Twitter that he's now planning on making a decision tomorrow at 12:30.

Originally, he was planning on coming back to visit A&M before sitting down to go over a commitment. I do know that he was on the phone with both staffs yesterday, including a call with Jimbo Fisher. 

I reached out to JT this afternoon, but he was very hush-hush on which way he was leaning. Texas has the advantage of having the last visit. He had two scheduled trips to College Station before the pandemic shutdowns ceased visits.


 

 

Ryan Brauninger

1:17p 

Staff

The returns I'm getting here this afternoon make me believe Texas getting that last visit is going to have a major impact. I'll be interested to see if he still plans on making those trips to A&M if the pick is indeed the Longhorns. He was pretty adamant that he'd be coming back to College Station.

Like Landon Jackson, I don't anticipate this being a kid the staff is going to back away from regardless.

 

 

 

Someone make sure to save Jordon Thomas ranking on the Looch 44 for posterity sake

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Karen Kommentary on Thomas

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Ovaries on the table?

36 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ovaries on the table?

Ovaries in vomit on the table

Glad Perroni confirmed one of the best DE's in the state is a take for the 4th place sec west squad.

My God that gross lady makes my skin crawl 

Just now, texifornia said:

Tasty and delicious

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Gimme the “we didn’t want him anyways” article please..we know it’s currently being written

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gimme the “we didn’t want him anyways” article please..we know it’s currently being written

How bout' something along the Vernon Broughton line of "The staff needed to see him camp and in-person after his injury" in order to take his commitment.  

Didn't Looch just say he's the type of player needed in the SEC West??  

Or maybe "He wanted to be an aggy but Jimbo wasn't willing to take his commitment due to being after bigger names"

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On 4/29/2020 at 3:05 PM, Getafix said:

Looks like the Ags got a new LB commitment.  #JimboAffect

 

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lol Kaci is a girl name 

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 


PSA: Don’t mix this with alcohol.

 

Too late

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On 4/28/2020 at 6:59 PM, Lobwedgephil said:


4) I mentioned adding an edge athlete to the mix and the importance of that. Last year, the Ags signed Fadil Diggs and Donell Harris. Now they've added Jahzion Harris and would love to add a Jordon Thomas to that mix, as well. Elko, Robinson and Terry Price and very quickly addressing a need that was pretty dire at this time a year ago and turning it into an SEC West-level strength. Because of what they can do to impact opposing passing games in more ways than one, you can't have enough guys like Harris (Donell or Jahzion) on a defensive roster. Very nice out of state pickup for the Maroon & White.

This was Looch a couple days ago

On 4/26/2020 at 9:29 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

This gem from Looch has some Jaylen Garth potential.

Still, losing him hurts, no two ways around it. He, Sanders (Texas), Shemar Turner and Jordon Thomas are the four SEC West caliber guys in state this year at the position. 

Here is the other 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Here is the other 

They are going to whiff on all 4 of those guys.

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Also, Arroy tweeted out "The prick is in. . ." so guess we'll see.

That's pretty self-aware, of Arroyo ... 

Wonder which college aged boys 50 y/o “Looch” is calling up to slam some Shiners at Chimis tonight. 

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

How bout' something along the Vernon Broughton line of "The staff needed to see him camp and in-person after his injury" in order to take his commitment.  

Didn't Looch just say he's the type of player needed in the SEC West??  

Or maybe "He wanted to be an aggy but Jimbo wasn't willing to take his commitment due to being after bigger names"

Gonna be very close, my guess is “they wanted to see his performance post injury and to see if he was still in football shape. While the Horns get an interesting prospect with upside, Jimbo & co are focused on bigger names nationally” then they write a blank check for a high 3 star from Connecticut or some shit

38 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perroni with the Arroyo to aggy crystal ball pick.

He’s desperate to manufacture good feelings with his subscriber base. 

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gonna be very close, my guess is “they wanted to see his performance post injury and to see if he was still in football shape. While the Horns get an interesting prospect with upside, Jimbo & co are focused on bigger names nationally” then they write a blank check for a high 3 star from Connecticut or some shit

Don’t be surprised if Jimbo, elko, and price circle back to him if he has a good senior season. They never give up on a recruitment, and when they identify someone they want, they usually get them. 

20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Gonna be very close, my guess is “they wanted to see his performance post injury and to see if he was still in football shape. While the Horns get an interesting prospect with upside, Jimbo & co are focused on bigger names nationally” then they write a blank check for a high 3 star from Connecticut or some shit

This will in turn lead to WATCH. THE. TAPE.

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