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Where would you place the aggy honor code on the list of biggest lies of the 20th century?

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2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Where would you place the aggy honor code on the list of biggest lies of the 20th century?

12th.

 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! 

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The Chinpubes spin on this is solid. Just so we are all on the same page... Jimbo got a 6 month show cause because he started practice a few minutes early for a few days and "accidentally" ran into a recruit at a high school? And his vindictive former boss at FSU now works at the NCAA and has an ax to grind.

The toothless NCAA is now picking on poor A&M. I feel so bad for them. Always the victim. Poor aggies. 

See what I said on the Mond thread about aggy always making itself out to be the victim in every situation. Never the perpetrator. 

Stan Wilcox was a turd of an AD for FSU. You won't find any FSU fan who says otherwise or misses the guy. Wilcox and Jimbo absolutely hated each other but no one in the admin liked Jimbo.

This can be chalked up as a lesson in not burning bridges. Fisher has burned a shitload of them in the CFB business and this time it bit him in the ass.

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Wolken was kind of a sanctimonious twat re: Ole Miss, but Liucci definitely makes him the good guy in this:

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Someone help me understand — what point is Looch trying to make with this reply? Because I don’t think it makes any point he wants to make ... 

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3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Someone help me understand — what point is Looch trying to make with this reply? Because I don’t think it makes any point he wants to make ... 

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I think Billy is saying that Wolken has some kind of an axe to grind with Jimbo OR he's presenting evidence that Jimbo sucks. I'm more on board with the latter

8 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Someone help me understand — what point is Looch trying to make with this reply? Because I don’t think it makes any point he wants to make ... 

 

 

I missed a tweet, he's trying to prove that Wolken is the "king of bizarre takes"

 

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I agree with Looch, the NCAA should absolutely address the real problem at A&M

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I agree with Looch, the NCAA should absolutely address the real problem at A&M

Yeah, Liucci acting like A&M only committed the violations they agreed to be punished for is hilarious but not at all surprising. 

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I know it’s not Thanksgiving but I just want to say how thankful I am for Lucci and the Aggies. There’s no new tv or movies or sports so quality entertainment is hard to come by, but Lucci keeps pumping out gold. And the Aggies are the only fan base with the perfect combination of insanity, racism, denial, gullibility, and unfounded optimism that will eat up every bit of Lucci’s ramblings. 

So to recap aggys June.  They ignited a race war with their own team and fans and sprinkled in a little ncaa infractions to moisten the cake.  
 

Your move July 

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

When aggy misses at Safety for McMillon (UF bound) and Kitchens (Auburn bound) all that seems left is this WATCH. THE. TAPE. candidate.  Amazing they haven't gone after a single Texas Safety.  

https://247sports.com/player/jaden-mosley-46083396/

To be fair, aggy has like 15 safeties on their roster, it’s just that Jimbo puts them all at CB.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He's still going!

 

Sure sounds like Billy has more invested in aggy than just writing recruiting news.  Sounds pretty cloud your judgement personal. Is that kind of bias professional?

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Man...Looch is like the battered wife to John Sharp that has to keep doing his bidding no matter how embarrassing it is, but since his sideline pass is on the line he’ll keep doing it. The ultimate pimp/whore relationship.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Man...Looch is like the battered wife to John Sharp that has to keep doing his bidding no matter how embarrassing it is, but since his sideline pass is on the line he’ll keep doing it. The ultimate pimp/whore relationship.

 

 

He’s not embarrassed. Jimbo has become his idol.

Remember when it was us with the secret plan to bury aggy and now it’s FSU lol

 

pepperidge farms remembers 

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More bitching about the NCQA Seminole Deep State

 

Well if Matty Bumfuck says so, it must be true

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More bitching about the NCQA Seminole Deep State

 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

I missed a tweet, he's trying to prove that Wolken is the "king of bizarre takes"

 

Yeah, Billy has no emotional investment at all. He just calls it like he sees it.

So honest. So brave. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

More bitching about the NCQA Seminole Deep State

 


Read through his thread in the second tweet because there are some real gems in there. It’s a bit convoluted because I think a few suspended accounts were involved, but it’s still great. 

So these penalties are simultaneously - 

(a) No big deal, won’t affect recruiting or the season

and 

(b) An evil conspiracy by the NCAA/FSU/tee-yew coalition to keep aggy from ascending to their rightful place as kings of CFB.

 

Nice.

6 hours ago, George Clooney said:


Read through his thread in the second tweet because there are some real gems in there. It’s a bit convoluted because I think a few suspended accounts were involved, but it’s still great. 

Matt Dumbfuck- what an appropriate name. He lives in Fantasyland. 

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

More bitching about the NCQA Seminole Deep State

 

another got damned insurance agent. 

Texas recruiting drying up for aggy  

Warning shot probation from the NCAA

I don’t think these are a coincidence.   I have a feeling that the former friends from the B12 are watching aggy very close these days.  There’s a reason they are taking their cash to the NE.  

40 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

another got damned insurance agent. 

Wow. A white guy named Matt Bumfuck who went to aggy and now sells insurance while spending his free time on twitter claiming the college powerhouse programs are out to get A&M.
 

aggy might as well let that poor collie go free, because we’ve found their new mascot. 

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aggys fight like men. While running away and hiding and refusing to play.

8 hours ago, George Clooney said:


Read through his thread in the second tweet because there are some real gems in there. It’s a bit convoluted because I think a few suspended accounts were involved, but it’s still great. 

Bet this guy is fun at parties

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Bet this guy is fun at parties

His grasp of the situation is impressive. Eyes of Texas is not the fight song, and contains an entire one line about aggy. A new one would contain zero lines about aggy. 

Wolken: I’m not sure the purpose of this kind of bizarre conspiracy theory nonsense

Dan's not very familiar with aggy, is he?

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Bet this guy is fun at parties

For him, a party is a KKK rally. 

37 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sure Billy...

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This is actually Orgeron prepping for aggy:

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41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:
 

Sure Billy...

He's referring to the onfield brawl moreso than the performance of the teams

Cheating and they still get slaughtered 50-7 and finish 8-5.  Sounds like cheating is yet another thing aggy sucks at.  

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