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1) Why did the cop stop traffic for a groundhog?

2) Poiny blank range and it takes 2 shots to kill it?

3) Groundhogs are vermin. Got what he deserved.

 

 

Well, that's no ordinary groundhog!  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!

Ever seen a groundhog? Furtive movement-making mofos.

What a fucking retard. Should have his gun taken away. 

What in the blue fuck was that?

That whole deal made absolutely no sense at all.

Edited by TwiceHorn

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

05/07/2018

That was my son’s 50th birthday.

14 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Username checks out 

Ever since my dog bite/rabies scare I’ve lost all sympathy for aggressive mammals. Fucking kill them all. Cop deserves a medal.

14 posts and no #groundhogslivesmatter ?  You’re better than that Surly.

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.  Why you got to gimme a fight?  Can't you just let me be?

Ever since my dog bite/rabies scare I’ve lost all sympathy for aggressive mammals. Fucking kill them all. Cop deserves a medal.


Fair enough. The beauty of it though is that the cop actually went by the book and declared that he “feared for his life” when facing criticism for the shooting. He should have used your argument.
1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Well, that's no ordinary groundhog!  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!

Look, that groundhog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

38 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.  Why you got to gimme a fight?  Can't you just let me be?

Gopher. 

But since you brought it up...

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Edited by Pato del Muerto

Pretty sure the groundhog could have invoked castle doctrine if it had a gun.  

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.  Why you got to gimme a fight?  Can't you just let me be?

Derk Derk Derk Derk Derk-a

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Jeremiah was a groundhog...

Sorry you lost a good friend of yours.

Must be a bitch to plant a weapon in its little paws

22 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Sorry you lost a good friend of yours.

Never understood why he charged that cop

20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Never understood why he charged that cop

You should have helped him drink his wine

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Well, that's no ordinary groundhog!  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!

Look, that groundhog's got a viscious streak a mile wide.  It's a killer!

He's got huge sharp...  eh.  He can leap about...  Look at the bones!

Let the word go forth, groundhog shenanigans will not be tolerated in Carroll County, MD.

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Ever since my dog bite/rabies scare I’ve lost all sympathy for aggressive mammals. Fucking kill them all. Cop deserves a medal.

I lol'd Purdy good at this one

7 hours ago, ajax said:

Must be a bitch to plant a weapon in its little paws

On the cool, little homie said take that badge off and see what these hands, er, claws lookin like. 5-O wasn't even trying to hear it...

9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What in the blue fuck was that?

That whole deal made absolutely no sense at all.

I'll tell you what that was. A byproduct of our criminal so called justice system. 

Phil always said he wouldn't be taken back alive...

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