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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

I think this place is restricted Wang,  so don't tell em you're Jewish. Ok. Fine.

Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

 

 

Judge Smails, Smails the Third:  "Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?"

Bishop:  "Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy."

Porterhouse:  "Colored boy!  Why you son of a bitch.  I'll fix your ass."

/sparks

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He was night putting.

Putting at night, with the 15 year old daughter of the dean.

You must've been something before electricity.

Wanna make $14 the hard way?

She's been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. Biggest whore on 5th Avenue, I'm told.

Hey Wong, what's with the pictures, it's a parking lot!

Wong, I think this club is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

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Oh there won't be any money.  But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

So I got that going for me... which is nice.

11 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

A-hoi polloi,

what did you just come from, a scotch ad?

Be the ball

Well, we're waiting!

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 This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

16 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

 

 

 

We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you. Natural springs.

I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber...didn't want to; I felt I owed it to them

I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.

(of course that would be my most memorable quote!)

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I want a hamburger. No! a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milk shake. I want potato chips--

 

You'll get nothing and like it!

 

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Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?

What's that sign say?

No bare feet.

What's THAT sign say?

No fighting.

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You, Angie, pick up that blood.

Hey, Cary Grant. You want to get high? 

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?

It's easy to grin

when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat.

But a man that's worthwhile

is a man that can smile

when his pants are too tight in the seat!

Here's an uncashed check for $70,000!

Keep it!

There's a bunch of them.

They're yours!

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