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#40202

Watson is scratched for the "Play Ball."   Alright, Alright, Alright, we got the best replacement. Astros by a million now.

#40203
28 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Game hasn't even started yet and I've threw up twice, got excited with the feeling we will win, out of nowhere I cried and threw my files at a colleague thinking if the bats go cold and Grienke chokes. FUCK. how did we get through 2017? I don't remember being this anxiety filled.

Ask your husband to rub your pussy for you to relieve some of the anxiety.

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#40204

If anyone is nervous about tonight, I challenge you to watch this video.  This makes me feel better than anything - Zack is gonna be spitting fire tonight.

 

 

#40206
2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Need to be aggressive. Reddick should have been sent on Springers double. 

Soto had the ball in hand and was wheeling around to throw when Reddick was still 3 to 5 strides from third-base.  Only a terrible relay would have saved him.  Besides, with Altuve coming up Pettis was wagering that Reddick was going to score anyway.

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Can't they also review hit by pitches to see if the ball brushes a jersey?  I swear I have seen that.  If so, catcher's interference when the bat hits the freaking glove should have been reviewable.

They can be reviewed.  But, Altuve was brushed on the jersey in DC and it was clear as day on the replay.  He didn't raise a stink, it wasn't reviewed, and he popped out.

#40208
2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Yeah, we are seeing the effects of the response to the Taubman incident and JV banning the Detroit reporter from the club house. 

Well also seemingly half of all national sports journalists live in the DC area and virtually none live in Houston.

#40209
21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Ask your husband to rub your pussy for you to relieve some of the anxiety.

HA! Joke is on you because I don't even have a husband so I guess i'll just rub on it by myself.

#40211
11 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

HA! Joke is on you because I don't even have a husband so I guess i'll just rub on it by myself.

That's one way to pass the four-hours-and-thirty-six min 

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For the last time in 2019:

Jesus that's making me depressed to read

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#40218
6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can Cole go a inning or two on 2 days rest? 

They can probably get an inning if they need it.

#40219
48 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What the hell am I supposed to do for four-hours-and-thirty-six more minutes?

Go through spystud's nsaa posts one by one

#40220
1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Jim Wolf behind the plate

 

Known to have a pitcher’s strike zone.

Hopefully that disproportionately helps Zack

 

He’s also one of those guys that likes to call check swing strikes on his own

 

 

Oh by the way, note the HP ump for this game some of you may remember:

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Check swings can be called strikes if you break the plane?

/Fan who just started watching baseball this series

#40221
2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Holy shit finally someone on TV who has it right and explains it right. 

Yep. The rule is clear. We live in an idiocracy.

 

 

#40222
1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Yep. The rule is clear. We live in an idiocracy.

 

 

No shit the entire “the rule is dumb” is fine but it’s still the rule. Hell I think going 75 on the freeway is to slow but I’ll get a ticket if I go too fast according to a cop and I’m sure he will like the “well I think it’s dumb”. The rule is pretty clear.

#40223
Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

Yep. The rule is clear. We live in an idiocracy.

 

 

This.

Fuck. I’m right handed and I was always taught to run on the outside of the line and to turn to the right after you run through the bag. 

You learn that shit at friggin’ 7 years old. All this bitching boggles my mind.

I guess most people haven’t played or simply don’t watch it enough to care about the rules.

#40225
Game hasn't even started yet and I've threw up twice, got excited with the feeling we will win, out of nowhere I cried and threw my files at a colleague thinking if the bats go cold and Grienke chokes. FUCK. how did we get through 2017? I don't remember being this anxiety filled.
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#40227
44 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

For the last time in 2019:

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Everyone in the reliever box and no one in the starter box.

#40229

Some of y'all are expecting an awful lot from Cole tonight on short rest. Unless Greinke shits the bed early, I'd be fine with running out Smith, Harris, and Osuna to get the last 9-12 outs. 

#40232
14 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Some of y'all are expecting an awful lot from Cole tonight on short rest. Unless Greinke shits the bed early, I'd be fine with running out Smith, Harris, and Osuna to get the last 9-12 outs. 

 

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Urquidy should be available for at least a couple batters.

yeah, I'd rather Urquidy get an inning than Cole.  

#40242
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

What the hell am I supposed to do for four-hours-and-thirty-six more minutes?

Start drinking...

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.... to try and get over memories of last night?

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#40244

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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#40245
Just now, Tylerocks said:

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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Not sure what you do for a living, but you need to stop. Immediately. As in resign right now. No notice, just leave and never come back. 

#40246
3 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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#40247

My younger son’s baseball game and older son’s practice canceled tonight. 
 

Time to light a fire, pour some bourbon and watch uninterrupted . 
 

Go ‘Stros. 

#40250
10 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I just learned my non-sports loving sister, who doesn't even understand baseball is going to Game 7.

For Free.

 

I'm stuck at a work Halloween thing, handing out candy, dressed as a god damned hot dog and she is going to Game 7.

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Pics of said sister ?

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