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3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I think we are going to regret sticking with Devo here.

Yeah. 

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I think we are going to regret sticking with Devo here.

He's in mid-season form.

Biggest waste of talent this side of 512

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Correa better play tomorrow I'm getting tired of his injury bs

Glass pussy

Should we kill off Tyler White, or is he still a thing here? 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Correa pinch-hitting against a guy throwing 100?  Seems implausible. 

As does him playing in general

First time since June 20th, 2016 being under .500. Feels weird 

This team sucks ass. /reactionarynewastrosfan

under .500 for the first time since june of 2016.  this inability to score except by the longball is not going to be fun. 

This team is under 500 for the first time since 2016. 

Ugh

18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Should we kill off Tyler White, or is he still a thing here? 

Nobody has ever looked more like a double play than Tyler White.

39 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Nobody has ever looked more like a double play than Tyler White.

Other than Tony Eusebio. 

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Nobody has ever looked more like a double play than Tyler White.

Or a double cheeseburger.

40 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Other than Tony Eusebio. 

The tobacco juice kept him going a full extra season.

Well, looks like Ripken will be back tomorrow; that at least takes one shitty bat out of the lineup. 

 

No worries here.  Win tomorrow then sweep the Rangers.  Nothing is fucked, dudes.

Diaz starting at second. 

Let's hope he can make the throw to first.

 

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11 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Well, looks like Ripken will be back tomorrow; that at least takes one shitty bat out of the lineup. 

 

 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Diaz starting at second. 

Let's hope he can make the throw to first.

 

Ha!

Scoring runs and winning is fun. Can we do that today plz

Trent Thorton, who we traded for Diaz, is making his debut today. Struck out the side in the 1st. Luhnow already lost that trade lol.

Anyone else get like 50 1/2 lines across their tv while on ATT Sportsnet? Wtf.

Trent Thorton, who we traded for Diaz, is making his debut today. Struck out the side in the 1st. Luhnow already lost that trade lol.

But it was an MiLB competitive balance trade....Having Trent to start the season on the round rock staff would have been nuts.

Oh god now my shit is going green and skipping


Ok i think its back to normal now

Was just about to post on the picture issues. Get your shit together ATT. 

On another note, I think it’s time we sign Keuchel. 

My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack

Diaz slow getting to 2nd base forces Bregman to go to 1st.  Why does Altuve need to DH the 4th game of the year?  

Correa's arm from short looks a tad stronger than Diaz's.

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