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#7001

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

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#7002
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

I mean, we could also compare him to a SS with a similar body type who played in Baltimore...

#7004
3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

if he injured himself playing baseball, you’d have a more convincing argument. that’s the whole point. 

#7005
i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.
Can you play second base?
#7007
12 minutes ago, APMP said:
48 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

Can you play second base?

i'm a great clubhouse guy.

#7008
22 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

 when you come out of the closet it's best to come all the way out.

Edited by elfenix

#7009
30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

 

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 when you come out of the closet it's best to come all the way out.

Never has an e been so important. 

#7011
50 minutes ago, APMP said:
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:
i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

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Can you play second base?

I can 

#7012
Never has an e been so important. 
I would blame it on my new cell phone keyboard, but I'll admit, I didn't even know there were two words. Now him buttfucking a dude in the shower would be quite embarrassing.
#7016

Astros placing top pitching prospect Forrest Whitley on the minor league 7 day IL (shoulder fatigue) and he will be heading to Florida to rehab.

#7018

More to come, but Astros GM Jeff Luhnow said Carlos Correa's fractured rib occurred at his house before he came to Minute Maid Park on Tuesday.

Luhnow said he was not at liberty to specify what exactly happened

— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome)

#7019

i have a bad feeling tyler white is going to slip and fall onto bregman/brantley/verlander/cole/pressly's ankle.

best to cut him before that happens.

pets. heads. falling. off.

#7020

It could be time to sacrifice a live chicken

the bucket of kfc white kills during pre game does not count 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#7023
2 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Beer league strong

#7024
12 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Built in bubble wrap 

#7028

Astros just trying to make it fair for rest of the AL West. Seriously though pretty sure Bagwell and Biggio have to got to be little disappointed in Mr Glass

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#7029
1 hour ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Same reason Kirk Johnson can't stay healthy, too. You need some fat to absorb and insulate the muscles. Over training is a big issue in sports. Baseball has a real problem right now with all the injuries.

#7036
“I sustained the rib fracture from a 9i to my rib cage from my fiancée during a massage from someone other than my fiancée at my home on Tuesday. To sustain an injury in such an unusual way makes it even more frustrating. However, I will work hard to get back on the field as quickly as possible to help our team...”
#7050

He couldn’t come up with a better story than that? He’s a good player, but overrated and obviously injury prone. Hopefully we can trade him at some point and get something in return. He’s got New York Yankee written all over him, so he probably won’t re-sign with the Astros anyway. 

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