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Fore!!!!!
Or should I say Foredon?

*rimshot*

His first 2 home runs of his career on changeups. I would not have been able to predict that.

Y’all ‘member that time when Tyler White tore it up his first week in the bigs?

First player in Astros history to homer on each of his first two games 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

I love our new shiny toy

I'm glad he didn't get off to a Bregman/Tucker start

Y’all ‘member that time when Tyler White tore it up his first week in the bigs?


Fat boy is going back down for good when we get healthy and he’s no longer needed.

Yard-on

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

 


Fat boy is going back down for good when we get healthy and he’s no longer needed.

 

You mean put on waivers?

So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?
I know that is correct math but i am going to go ahead and factor in the 10 2 homer games, 2 3 homer games, and 1 4 homer game and say the real pace is 114
You mean put on waivers?


Whatever it takes. Although I wish he’d go on a tear to up his trade value.
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?

I know that is correct math but i am going to go ahead and factor in the 10 2 homer games, 2 3 homer games, and 1 4 homer game and say the real pace is 114

Hinch will fuck it up with days off.

Edited by Wishbone

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

Thanks Nolan.

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:
10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?

I know that is correct math but i am going to go ahead and factor in the 10 2 homer games, 2 3 homer games, and 1 4 homer game and say the real pace is 114

Nothing less than 2000 over his career. 

12 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 


Fat boy is going back down for good when we get healthy and he’s no longer needed.

 

I can 100% guarantee that won’t happen.  

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

Cmon guys. All of y’all constantly spew tired Tyler White jokes and you don’t pounce on this t-ball. Shame on you.
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

did you take out a second mortgage?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

That was deep 

440 according to ESPN

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks...

Can you think of one it would nave been?

Edit: Read your post wrong. I guess I’m asking what park holds a 440 ft. bomb to right field? Or is my sarcasm meter broken?

Edited by Wishbone

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks...

name one.

Yordan up....don't leave your seats

I know hearing Berkman bitch about it everytime is old, but good fucking lord this ump has been calling some bullllllllshit strikes

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Don’t often see Yelich look stupid.

Need some context here.

Not that we need him right now, but as much as Springer is jumping around during home run celebrations, he should be about ready

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