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Springer and Altuve should sit out the entire road trip. Little extra rest won’t hurt 

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Not that we need him right now, but as much as Springer is jumping around during home run celebrations, he should be about ready
Hes been doing that for a week and it pisses me off every time i see it

Crane needs to be working on a lifetime contract for Luhnow.

Edited by Wishbone

Springer and Altuve should sit out the entire road trip. Little extra rest won’t hurt 
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Getting a lot of good ABs despite a ridiculous zone.  Good to see. Adding Yordan really changes our B-team lineup. 

Just now, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Springer and Altuve should sit out the entire road trip. Little extra rest won’t hurt 

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Tyler White needs to start every game in cincy and NYy 

Tyler White needs to start every game in cincy and NYy 
Double negged
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Tyler White needs to start every game in cincy and NYy 

 

i hate you so much

Man i tweeted these fools Oswalt vs Reds #s 2 hours ago and they ignoring my shit...now bringing up Oswalt at Cincy


Bitches

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Rondon wanting to make it interesting tonight 

Well, he is a set up man. He’s setting up Osuna for another save.

Ryan warming up. A walk or a hit and he’s in.

Edited by Wishbone

This shouldve just been a Devo game, but I get it....days off this week so get guys some work

Bregman needs to start homering or Yordan gonna catch him by NYY series

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What a waste. 

Might be some tie in with Astros radio sponsor Waste Management.

Edited by clapclapclap
Whoo hoo, I'm a recycling bin!

Can luhnow gm the Texans off-season/part time . Although I don't want their stank to rub off on him

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Can luhnow gm the Texans off-season/part time . Although I don't want their stank to rub off on him

Bill O'Brien would have him fired by next month 

Edited by rvm96

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

Can luhnow gm the Texans off-season/part time . Although I don't want their stank to rub off on him

BO’B is that problem. But that is for another forum.

I don’t question the move?  You just fucking questioned the move.  Closing the door there was probably the game. 

39 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Can you think of one it would nave been?

Edit: Read your post wrong. I guess I’m asking what park holds a 440 ft. bomb to right field? Or is my sarcasm meter broken?

https://youtu.be/BNLzrBn2pRg

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Alvarez is the epitome of baseball in 2019 so far in his big league career.
8 plate appearances, 2 walks, 2 strikeouts, 2 home runs.

He has yet to get anything less than a 4 base hit. Two games and nobody has seen him run yet. Lol.

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Alvarez is the epitome of baseball in 2019 so far in his big league career.
8 plate appearances, 2 walks, 2 strikeouts, 2 home runs.

His nickname is now “True Outcome.”

Other than Osuna and Pressly, our bullpen sucks ass.  When is Joe Smith due back?

Typical Devo.  I was thinking with only 3 outs to go Devo should be able to hold it to 10-8.  

Perhaps I was too optimistic.

Lol. Devo fucking trash. Thanks for the good year a couple years ago but you suck now bro. The books out on him.

Fucking hell! Hard to believe we have to be in a save situation.

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