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Astros feed on directv is out so I’m watching rangers broadcast.

Broadcast after hinch ejection: “so by my calculation after those 2 ejections Steve Sparks the Astros radio broadcaster is now managing Houston”

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I’m watching fine on directv

It’s back up now
Didn't realize Hunter Pence was traded to the Rangers. I still remember his time as an Astro

he was a non-roster spring training invite
Didn't realize Hunter Pence was traded to the Rangers. I still remember his time as an Astro
Wasn't traded...signed there, but yeah. Worthless fact....I share the same bday as him (not year)

Pretty sure thats an out but fuck you umps

Yeah, think he got him when Springer's hand came off the bag.

I don't know why y'all aren't appreciating the beauty of the human element of baseball.  It makes the game so much more interesting.  Would be such an abomination to automate balls and strikes....

4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Still can’t believe this ump. What a fucking clown. 

yup.

you wanna call a shit game?  fine.

you wanna be an asshole to our guys?  ok.

but you can't do both.  

when someone is challenging balls and strikes and you show your ass, you look like you've just then realized how fucked your calls were.  if you're gonna call it shitty, do it quietly and mind your fucking business.  hopefully the circus will get the league to at least check the tape.

Can’t even get border line calls and rangers are getting strikes Called in the dirt. Seriously fuck this piece of shit.

28 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

"I can do whatever I want!" wow what a powertrip by the ump. He should be suspended...but he won't be

Yep. Fucking douchebag:

 

Wonder if Cole will get tossed too:
 

Fully expected it because as he walked off the mound you could tell dumbass engaged Cole cause he looked over and said “WHAT?”
2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Correa is hitting hard.

He looks good, almost like he's a top 10 SS when healthy.  Hmm....

White is gonna get tossed soon lol.

Correa is hitting hard.

107 off the bat on that one

Correa is on fire.

The rest is on cold turd in the yard status

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

jesus, he stepped in front of cole during warmups?  wtf dude.

Cole and Stassi should get "crossed up" and send a 99 MPH FB into this ump's knee

Edited by Seasick Sailor

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

So touch an ump and get suspended, but an ump can push a player?

You heard him. He can do whatever he wants. He could hit Stassi with a bat if he wanted to. 

I don't think I've ever seen an ump consistently start shit with players in a game before. 

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Cole and Stassi should get "crossed up" and send a 99 MPH FB into this ump's knee

i literally almost just posted something like this.

cole's last game, the homeplate ump was getting destroyed by morton's cross-ups.  i almost felt bad for him.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Fourth walk to Gallo in two games. And of course he scores.

The Astros are playing some bad baseball.

The complete and total inability to hit with runners on base is something to behold. 

This team is gonna fuck around and start the season 7-17 again

Another. Of course

i had hoped the astros weren't going to get DP'd so much this year

Damn this game is frustrating. In all facets of the game. 

Now 2 errors in an inning and we still won't score. 

Lulz at Reddick on the field mike: "It's not all about you"

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