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When computers replace these fuckups, the umps will have no one to blame but themselves. 

I don't know why y'all aren't appreciating the beauty of the human element of baseball.  It makes the game so much more interesting.  Would be such an abomination to automate balls and strikes....


Amen. As one of those “young” fans baseball wants, it drives me fucking insane that we have a chart that shows the strike zone and yet we have a human judging a 100mph fastball followed by a 80mph curve. Insanity


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It may be a bitch move, but can we play this game under protest? This guy is fucking horrendous and actively fucking with our team out there. 

Just now, thetruth said:

It may be a bitch move, but can we play this game under protest? This guy is fucking horrendous and actively fucking with our team out there. 

No matter what happens, we should be filing a complaint with the league office. You can't have an ump initiating arguments and pushing players. 

Not too early to light a vela, is it?

Cole and Stassi should get "crossed up" and send a 99 MPH FB into this ump's knee

Well, if it makes you feel any better, Aroldis has nailed him with 100+ in the tricep

Need a GoFundMe account for AJ post game. Mlb umpire union wont allow any discipline for this

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Cole done so....

Here.we.go.

Fightttttt

Postgame is going to be lit. We better get a Hinch and Cole interview

Just got home.  What the shit is going on?  Is the ump the only reason we have no fucking runs?

That and the double plays and the lack of timely hitting or hard contact.

Just got home.  What the shit is going on?  Is the ump the only reason we have no fucking runs?

No but he fucking sucks

I'm way past this whole Tyler White on the Astros thing. Dead, fat, weight. 

Just got home.  What the shit is going on?  Is the ump the only reason we have no fucking runs?
That and we are getting punked by a dude who has the last name of the league he should be in

The Rangers broadcasters went on for quite a while about how unprofessional it was for Cole to say his peace to the ump so close to Minor as he was warming up.

I fucking hate these guys.



Starts tonight.
They’ll put up double digits
Maybe even a baker’s dozen

Maaaaybe not.

3 runs this series off Ranger starters named Smyly, Shelby and Minor.
Holy hell.
I'm way past this whole Tyler White on the Astros thing. Dead, fat, weight. 

Why’d he bulk up again? He went from fat, to normal, and fat again.

Why’d he bulk up again? He went from fat, to normal, and fat again.

IDK, but he should know patterning your game/appearance after AJ Reed is not a wise career decision.

Pretty soon he's gonna go "designated for assignment". 

James looks amazing.....then gives up a blast

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I wouldn't have imagined this in a million years. I am worried about this offense. This team.

Well, they've stranded a shitload of runners so it isn't like the opportunity hasn't been there. 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

2-160 starting to look like a possibility

What's crazy is that we have only been outhit in 1 of the 7 games we have played. If outhitting your opponent equated to wins, we would be 6-1 or 5-2. Instead, we're about to be 2-5. Wouldn't surprise me if we statistically have the least timely hitting in baseball right now.

Well, they've stranded a shitload of runners so it isn't like the opportunity hasn't been there. 


Right. And the DP ball and situational hitting has killed us. It's so frustrating. You know they have to be feeling it
5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

 


Right. And the DP ball and situational hitting has killed us. It's so frustrating. You know they have to be feeling it

 

The Astros lost 4-0. They are 2-5 after their first road trip of the year. They are currently hitting 4-for-42 with runners in scoring position. Postgame should be interesting.

Tyler does have more belly fat this season. He must have spent the offseason days sitting around downing 6 packs of Crawford Bach

2-160 starting to look like a possibility
How in the fuck did we ever win 2?

Badly needed day off. Hopefully coming home will add give the boys some spark. We are just a sweep of the A's from .500. 

Just now, DaysOff said:
20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
2-160 starting to look like a possibility

How in the fuck did we ever win 2?

It's a miracle

12 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I wouldn't have imagined this in a million years. I am worried about this offense. This team.

Again, they were hitting like this to start 2017 too.

Some of you are too high strung. If they’re still below .500 and hitting like this on Memorial Day, then it’s time to worry. In an NFL season, this is roughly the equivalent of 4 minutes left before halftime of the 1st game.

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

Again, they were hitting like this to start 2017 too.

Some of you are too high strung. If they’re still below .500 and hitting like this on Memorial Day, then it’s time to worry. In an NFL season, this is roughly the equivalent of 4 minutes left before halftime of the 1st game.

Yep. A 2-5 road trip is always disappointing but far from unheard of over the course of a season. There's no way a lineup this talented won't produce runs. Nothing is fucked, dudes. 

And overall the pitching has been pretty solid.  Get the bats going and we will be fine.  Need to take both of the next two series at home.  If we lose those, I will start to worry just a bit.

18 runners left on the last two games. 

30 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Again, they were hitting like this to start 2017 too.

Some of you are too high strung. If they’re still below .500 and hitting like this on Memorial Day, then it’s time to worry. In an NFL season, this is roughly the equivalent of 4 minutes left before halftime of the 1st game.

i think it's more about the boston series leaving a bad taste and waiting 6 months.....for this.

i don't think anyone on this thread honestly thinks we're gonna struggle to win the west.

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