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Verlander bunt? Oops, forgot he’s not up.

Edited by Wishbone

48 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I think she'd rather sign balls than eat another bite of Skyline Chili.  She did not like it.

Does anyone besides Ohio mouthbreathers like that cinnamon cocoa meat spaghetti?

 

21 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Julia has abandoned Scraps for Graeters ice cream in the booth.

Their Black Cherry Chocolate Chip is the best thing to come out of Cincy since WKRP, and most Texas Krogers have it.

Glad to see that restraining order has expired 

 

did she sign it ‘ws champs’ ?

Lets go Uncle Mike and Yordan!!!!!!!

Glad to see that restraining order has expired 
 
did she sign it ‘ws champs’ ?
No she put "i wear no panties"
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Glad to see that restraining order has expired 
 
did she sign it ‘ws champs’ ?

No she put "i wear no panties"

No room number?

Damn, I thought that was a home run

Verlander done. Reddick gonna ph at the moment

Oh well reddick ph now.....new he was getting ready

Yeah since we blow at hitting he can come back out

Lol some astros fan in their diamond club just came and gave me free Texas Roadhouse peanuts.. fuck the system

Damnit

 

Edit: strobing the lights for a HR is pretty cool

Bregman seems due for a hit
Are you a wizard?
3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bregman seems due for a hit

Let's go!!!!!!!!!!

Damnit
 
Edit: strobing the lights for a HR is pretty cool
Missed the Bregman homer due to my seizure
4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bregman seems due for a hit

Do it again. 

That 3rd homer JV gave up is looking more unfortunate now

Lol some astros fan in their diamond club just came and gave me free Texas Roadhouse peanuts.. fuck the system
I think this guy gave me rally peanuts

Damn, Yordan way out in front hit it with one arm to the track

Have to score to avoid our first 3 game losing streak of the year.

EDIT - Nm, that isn't close to right.  We've had 2 already.

Edited by WBT

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Have to score to avoid our first 3 game losing streak of the year.

EDIT - Nm, that isn't close to right.  We've had 2 already.

It's been a while. April 20-22.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Guess we're in a slump now.

correct, we are in a slump 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

At least we don’t live in Ohio

at least im not vacationing in ohio !

Yeah. I'd kill myself if I flew up there to eat spaghetti chili and watch this shit.

41 minutes ago, WBT said:

Have to score to avoid our first 3 game losing streak of the year.

EDIT - Nm, that isn't close to right.  We've had 2 already.

Have to win tomorrow to avoid our first 4 game losing streak.

We haven't had a 10 game winning streak in awhile.  We should start one of those.

i think it's time we take a good look in the mirror and recognize some hard truths about tonight:

all of you knuckleheads who went to cincy are to blame.  it's your fault and you should feel badly about it.

i think it's time we take a good look in the mirror and recognize some hard truths about tonight:
all of you knuckleheads who went to cincy are to blame.  it's your fault and you should feel badly about it.
Meh

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