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He’s doing this with no protection. That’s fixing to change on Tuesday.

He's doing it with no lube.

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White and Yuli homer in the same game.  Is such a thing even possible?

Bregman is always the first one out after a Yordan hr 


He’s recognizing that perhaps the Astros window could be longer than anticipated

What team is this hitting bombs for JV

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Yuli read this thread before the game to get fired up !!!  

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Finally!!! This is more like it. Pour it on!!!

And there's the requisite home run for Verlander. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

And there's the requisite home run for Verlander. 

It was supposed to be a solo.

This stadium is a joke.

I think Judge is an easier out than Alvarez (based on the small sample size thus far).

Need to fix this HR issue with JV.

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Fix the ball

Or adjust to it. They all play with the same one.

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Wish we had a young Wagner on this roster.

Wagner should be in the hall of fame.  He’s one of the very best relievers of all time.  

And I personally don’t care for him based on interactions I’ve had with him as a guest hunting for free at our place.  

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Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Wagner should be in the hall of fame.  He’s one of the very best relievers of all time.  

And I personally don’t care for him based on interactions I’ve had with him as a guest hunting for free at our place.  

You must provide moar when time allows.

Good outing for JV despite the 3-run homer

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

You must provide moar when time allows.

Will do.  But the TLDR version is he’s a major asshole and extremely moody.  My late grandad and Drayton were close friends so a bunch of players used to come down and hunt with us from mid 90s to late 00s.  They were guests.  Everyone was nice and cool.  Except Wagner.  I’ll elaborate later. 

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Will do.  But the TLDR version is he’s a major asshole and extremely moody.  My late grandad and Drayton were close friends so a bunch of players used to come down and hunt with us from mid 90s to late 00s.  They were guests.  Everyone was nice and cool.  Except Wagner.  I’ll elaborate later. 

Will be all ears (eyes).

Jake's shit has been all retarded the last two days

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Jake from Mistake Farm

His defense has been off the last couple of games.  

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Will do.  But the TLDR version is he’s a major asshole and extremely moody.  My late grandad and Drayton were close friends so a bunch of players used to come down and hunt with us from mid 90s to late 00s.  They were guests.  Everyone was nice and cool.  Except Wagner.  I’ll elaborate later. 

Assuming these were late season dove/ quail or deer season hunts since they were usually done by October.

If Alvarez played all his home games there, I would revise his career HR total from 1600 to 2300.

Yordan killing folks out there

108 mph off the bat, straight into the ass.  That's going to leave a mark.

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