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Walk this off. We can’t lose games to Seattle, especially when Arlington lost. 

Sit down CC before you tear your hamstring

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3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Walk this off. We can’t lose games to Seattle, especially when Arlington lost. 

Close. Bregs turn. Need to visit Crawford.

Another extra inning game. Not feeling good about Devo coming in

Yuli back to back nights would be cool

If I hadn't seen baseball before, this commentary would have me thinking Vogelbach's homer earlier was the first time in MLB history that someone hit one out to the opposite field.

Mariners closer has 9 straight innings of hitless ball.

He’ll be back out in the bottom of the tenth.
I have a good feeling this ends well for the Astro

I think Girardi wants Vogelfat to fuck his wife

Someone pull yer dick out and slap the Ms with it this inning plz
Worked last night so lets try it again
If I hadn't seen baseball before, this commentary would have me thinking Vogelbach's homer earlier was the first time in MLB history that someone hit one out to the opposite field.

As someone who has watched baseball before, I’m not sure if there has been a longer opposite field HR than Santana’s earlier.

How has Brantley not passed a 56 game hit streak yet? Dude strokes

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I can haz another Yuli walkoff?

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Just now, Planet Houston said:

Cmon Yuli. Let’s make it two nights in a row. 

YESSIR

11 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Yuli back to back nights would be cool

Suck it Mariners and Yuli haters!!!

Hey guys, maybe let's not jump all over the guy with a bad limp.  Hi fives or happy hands instead.

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2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

63 pitches after 3. JV not going to be around very long today. 

I'm nearly certain he's injured and playing through pain.

Just now, Rimbo said:

I'm nearly certain he's injured and playing through pain.

Everyone is injured !!!!!

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Yuli’s hurt. That is going to really fuck up this lineup.

why can't we have nice things?

On the bright side, Tyler white will be playing tomorrow?


As someone who has watched baseball before, I’m not sure if there has been a longer opposite field HR than Santana’s earlier.
Seriously... Where is the statcast on that home run?
1 minute ago, UTHornFan014 said:
12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

As someone who has watched baseball before, I’m not sure if there has been a longer opposite field HR than Santana’s earlier.

Seriously... Where is the statcast on that home run?

ESPN has it at 405ft. 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Everyone is injured !!!!!

You get an injury, you get an injury, EVERYONE gets an injury!

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5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Blummer:

 

This takes it a step further

 

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