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Fire the strength and conditioning coaches/trainers

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Nice back to back walk offs

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14 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Fire the strength and conditioning coaches/trainers

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Been thinking this for a couple years now.

I think the sc staff must give them tendon weakening drugs.

7 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Fire the strength and conditioning coaches/trainers

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The guy is 56 years old...

 

There's only so much icy hot in the world.

Edited by slorch

Reports last night said it was his right ankle 

very thankful it’s not another hamstring 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Yeas as long as it’s not a high ankle sprain, he shouldn’t miss more than a handful of games with the asb.

Ch 13 just had an interview with some jabroni that got hit in the ribs by a foul ball...are you freaking kidding me? 

Bullpen deserves some props for the last 2 nights. 9 IP, 4 hits, 1 run.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Reports last night said it was his right ankle 

very thankful it’s not another hamstring 

Hopefully that's accurate. Didn't look like an ankle injury. 

I thought it was an ankle, luckily he didn't rupture an Achilles lunging and missing the bag like that. Looked like an Achilles strain after seeing the replay a few times. Glad he was able to stick around for a few more innings, obviously, hopefully he can find a curandera and get back soon.

 

Yordan DH’ing today!
Excellent. Ticket purchased in Yordan homer zone....which unfortunately is wide and far
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
41 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
Yordan DH’ing today!

Excellent. Ticket purchased in Yordan homer zone....which unfortunately is wide and far

If you live in the greater Houston area, you're in Yardon's homer zone

These fools want 3K for those game used jerseys from Friday night (Springer Altuve Bregman)

It's good to finally win a series again.  Now we need to get greedy today.

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

These fools want 3K for those game used jerseys from Friday night (Springer Altuve Bregman)

How many did you buy ?

How many did you buy ?
Tyler White is the cheapest at $300 i think....even the coaching staff is $400 lolz
12 minutes ago, Scraps said:
14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
How many did you buy ?

Tyler White is the cheapest at $300 i think....

Yeah, but you get your money’s worth on a XXXXL ... minus the mustard and ketchup stains. 

Getting Correa and Diaz back will be a huge shot in the arm for this team 

#captobvious 

My professional opinion is Diaz is ready. Activate him and make a late lineup change and boot White.

Astros are hoping to drive up the value of that t wizzle 90’s jersey 

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

My professional opinion is Diaz is ready. Activate him and make a late lineup change and boot White.

#csb - my mom is an above avg casual fan. They all came up for for Friday’s game, she even asked me ‘there isn’t anyone better in the minor leagues than Tyler white ?’ 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros are hoping to drive up the value of that t wizzle 90’s jersey 

High bidder will be the first kid on their block with a game worn heavy drop parachute. 

Astros are hoping to drive up the value of that t wizzle 90’s jersey 
Id buy it cause #13 is my lucky number but wearing a "white" jersey around is very racist

Lunhow notes :

1. Beltran worked with Yuli in NYC, it's paid off.

2. Straw will start seeing time at 2nd. 

3. James or Sneed for next open start in rotation (most likely). they haven't ruled out a reliever game

4. Colorado series is important, want to go into AS break with some momentum. #captainobvious

5. Diaz / Smith / Correa talk - Smith is looking and feeling good, should be back first day after AS break (sounds like he's ready now). Diaz, rehab during AS break, back first weekend after AS break. Correa, rehab right after Diaz, he's feeling 'good'. Bregman / Brantley / Reddick need some rest, carrying the load. 

6. Martin - getting 2nd opinion on his elbow early next week. Then they'll decide on best path forward by next week. Astros aren't expecting him back 'any time soon' 

7. Alvarez would be very hard to pry from this team. Astro minor leaguers are getting asked about. James was very hot two years ago, last year Corbin Martin was getting asked about. BLack getting interest from other teams. Riley Farrell - has MLB potential for sure. Important to have a pipeline of young arms for long term success

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Trading Alvarez would be almost as dumb as the Dodgers trading him

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Trading Alvarez would be almost as dumb as the Dodgers trading him
 

they asked him about 'untouchable' players and he used alvarez as an example, untouchable without calling him untouchable 

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4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I would be pissed with this lineup if I were Cole

he needs to be pissed about that meatball he just threw

 

fuck me

7 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I would be pissed with this lineup if I were Cole

I blame Carlos Correa.

It's his fault.

Can we ever have nice things on get away day

Blummer actually ( unintentionally) nails something i hate about the game these days.

"Just because you see it longer doesn't mean it's a strike"

he's talking about lower velocity pitchers, but it absolutely nails the idiotic framing of pitches and how catchers hold the glove in a certain position in a pause, begging for the call.

 

The pitch is the pitch.  call the motherfucker.

Rookie kinda good...

 

fuck yeah yordan.

re: the lineup...fucking hinch, once again, loses his shit vs lefties.  no brantley.  white hitting 5th.  sigh.

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Rookie kinda good...

 

20 rbi's in 15 games 

I think Yordan is good at baseball

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