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Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

There aren't many athletes I dislike more than Tyler White. If you can call him an athlete.

 

competitive eating is a sport 

Come the fuck on guys. That was a waste

8 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

There aren't many athletes I dislike more than Tyler White. If you can call him an athlete.

 

I don't dislike him.  he's not in Carlos Gomez or Odor territory by any stretch.

 

He just needs to play somewhere besides on the Astros MLB team.

Like the Budweiser plants pick up softball team

Cole is filthy AF.

Edited by slorch

 

Grown ass kid behind me to older guy:

 

"Do you know what this 88 guy does?"

 

Older man- "Hes a ballboy"

 

 

Its BB not 88 dork

 

 

 

answer to Stro poll:

Write in: Chirinos

4 minutes ago, Chicken fried bacon said:

Name a less popular Houston athlete than Tyler White 

Corch Bill O'Brien's not an athlete, right?

5 minutes ago, Chicken fried bacon said:

Name a less popular Houston athlete than Tyler White 

Playoff Harden

Lulz, nice D.  I'm sure both outfielders had a shot to jump 15 feet up to rob that one.

Not reviewing that Altuve play just cost us a run.

Fortunately, we have Alvarez.

White could manage to get under a ball 6 inches off the ground and pop it up.

19 minutes ago, Chicken fried bacon said:

Name a less popular Houston athlete than Tyler White 

Bellaire high school baseball players? 

white is just an automatic out 
And hes batting 5th

Come on Hinch quit being a fucktard

 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

white is just an automatic out 

Just let the pitchers hit and DH for White.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

110 and 108 exit velo’s for Yordan so far today

 

Off the bat velo. Hopefully he’ll exit one later.

Yordan took offense at Vogelbach tying it up last night so he's trying to kill him.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

110 and 108 exit velo’s for Yordan so far today

 

speeds tyler white couldn't reach in a fucking ferrari.

Reddick fouls past both foul poles last AB.

This one, hits right up the middle.

Impressive.

I just don’t understand why y’all waste so much energy on Tyler White posts. Every observation and joke has been made dozens of times. We all know he sucks and is fat. To me, the repetition is tiresome.

 

I just don’t understand why y’all waste so much energy on Tyler White posts. Every observation and joke has been made dozens of times. We all know he sucks and is fat. To me, the repetition is tiresome.
 

This post is heavy
2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I just don’t understand why y’all waste so much energy on Tyler White posts. Every observation and joke has been made dozens of times. We all know he sucks and is fat. To me, the repetition is tiresome.

 

Seeing him play this often is tiresome

Seeing him play this often is tiresome

Blame Luhnow for this. Our organizational infield depth is severely lacking.
7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I just don’t understand why y’all waste so much energy on Tyler White posts. Every observation and joke has been made dozens of times. We all know he sucks and is fat. To me, the repetition is tiresome.

 

Why the fuck, with Houston's depth is he seeing the field, or more importantly, ABs?

It's stupid as hell.

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


This post is heavy

Not as heavy as Tyler White? 

I just don’t understand why y’all waste so much energy on Tyler White posts. Every observation and joke has been made dozens of times. We all know he sucks and is fat. To me, the repetition is tiresome.
 
You could block us all you know

This post is heavy
There's that word again: "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Astros flying out after the game, spending their off day in Denver.  interesting 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Astros flying out after the game, spending their off day in Denver.  interesting 

Acclimation.

Legal weed.

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