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Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Fucking Josh James. So inconsistent.

If he ever figures out how to pitch, he'll be great.

 

Walking guys at coors, what could go wrong?

" All of the sudden 9 hits for the Rockies..."

 

Yeah with all of those walks, it's hard to believe.

Just now, Scraps said:

Ohhh look i throw 100 but am shitty

He could throw 110mph it doesn't make a damn if he can't find the zone

This is what happens when our starting rotation sucks dick and we have to rely on minor league callups that can only manage 3 innings.

What a shit inning that’s happened way too often this year.

Odds of a Yordan pinch hit are getting better. (Later)

Edited by Wishbone

Josh James, ladies and gentlemen, Josh James.

Was gonna say send his ass to Round Rock or Corpus, but fuck that - no need for Express and Hooks fans to suffer too. Send him to A ball or just have him pitch at the spring training complex to mannequins.

so the Astros pinch hit with someone worse than a pitcher.

 

Bold strategy, Cotton.

What exactly are we saving Yordan for?  He would have hit there with a man on against a righty.

Just now, WBT said:

What exactly are we saving Yordan for?  He would have hit there with a man on against a righty.

Cybergenics says the fatman was incredibly due...

1 minute ago, slorch said:

so the Astros pinch hit with someone worse than a pitcher.

 

Bold strategy, Cotton.

Maybe they were looking for a pinch HBP.

8 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

This is what happens when our starting rotation sucks dick and we have to rely on minor league callups that can only manage 3 innings.

It definitely IS disconcerting. Yet, with the pitching problems and the injuries, we are still 6.5 games up going into tonight. 

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Cut your hair douchebag

The rat mullet is still popular in the Denver area.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

When did Altuve become so sluggish on defense

The play earlier was just unlucky. 

I know it's a team game, but one teammate certainly fucked this game up. 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Consecutive innings bases loaded no outs

Thank goodness we are stockpiling a buttload of talent in the minors rather than perhaps trading for some quality pitching.

1-2-3.  Needed that one.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Thank goodness we are stockpiling a buttload of talent in the minors rather than perhaps trading for some quality pitching.

Spend the money and do it early this time!

Such a flawed assembly of this pitching staff.

That was ugly but could have been much worse. A 3 run deficit at Coors with a third of the game left is not insurmountable (if we get any semblance of pitching).

Edited by Wishbone

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