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Just now, cabowabo said:

Major league catcher needs to stop that ball. Someone remind me why the hell Stassi is on this roster?

I liked Stubbs better than Stassi.

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Get this little jinx out of the booth

Bregman should have chosen him for tomorrow night.

Edited by Wishbone

I can go drop him off at the greyhound station

This guy sucked in Denver and we were lucky to win. He ain't ready to even eat innings

Luhnow needs to get off his ass and go get a SP3. We can’t keep trotting out this minor league garbage.

Sitting here at the game watching white wonder around the first base area and god damn hes a fatty

This is some bullshit. The only production we’ve had so far is from White and Kemp.

This is some bullshit. The only production we’ve had so far is from White and Kemp.
Increasing trade value

Hinch needs a break more than his players.

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3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
15 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
This is some bullshit. The only production we’ve had so far is from White and Kemp.

Increasing trade value

Let’s see if they can increase it some more this inning.

8 and 9 get on to lead off the inning.  We need the top of the order to get us back into it this inning.

Oops, 1 out.  Pay attention.

Edited by WBT

That inning hurt. They scored 1 and the Stros left 2 on base. 

I hate when our top of the order tries to play hero ball and swings at every pitch no matter what

Just now, Ichabod said:

I hate when our top of the order tries to play hero ball and swings at every pitch no matter what

Apparently the Angels have a pitcher whose delivery reminds Berkman of you.

Shaky game for Yordan

Berkman is turning into Ashby with all his back in my day bullshit.

They need to drill him at 1b the first part of next spring to see if he can get it. If he can’t, 2nd half outfield.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Breaking news : Tyler White suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks donkey Boner !!!!

spoke too soon

Breaking news : Tyler White suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks donkey Boner !!!!
Takes a true talent to hit the bag yo
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Breaking news : Tyler White suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks donkey Boner !!!!

Takes a true talent to hit the bag yo

Maybe darts is his game

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all keep talking shit about Tyler White !!!!!!

Don't worry I will

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