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How many fucking outs we going to give these guys?

Fucking stassi. You can’t fucking hit, hold on to the fucking ball fucking numbnuts  

What a fucking laser by Springer

Hinch needs to start holding these guys accountable for their shitty play.

Catch the fucking ball retard. God Damnit.

Dude calm down...you act like his position has the word "catch" in it or something

 

Fucking stassi. You can’t fucking hit, hold on to the fucking ball fucking numbnuts  
Said it about 3 months ago....his presence alone annoys the fuck out of me

error on springer?

he nailed that throw

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What a fucking laser by Springer

On the move too. That guy is a fucking stud 

Stassi and White should be traded to some cricket team in an Indian slum.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck did they give Springer that error?

Uh, no.  That has to get fixed.

3 minutes ago, Smax said:

error on springer?

he nailed that throw

That’s a horrible decision 

Our D cost Miley 18 pitches and two runs. I wouldn’t have a problem if he stooge slapped those responsible in the dugout.

I'd love to see him knock the donut out of Tyler's fat, useless, minor league face.

Edited by TexArcher

That “helmet couple” must have season tix just outside the netting at Minute Maid.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'd love to see him knock the donut out of Tyler's fat, useless, minor league face.

 

that's cold hearted. garfield's between inning donut is very important to him 

Maybe that ankle twist will get him a little different movement on his pitches.

That “helmet couple” must have season tix just outside the netting at Minute Maid.
Pretty sure he is the same dude who is in the promo they run on att sportsnet of the guy wearing it in the crawford boxes
Just now, Scraps said:
5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
That “helmet couple” must have season tix just outside the netting at Minute Maid.

Pretty sure he is the same dude who is in the promo they run on att sportsnet of the guy wearing it in the crawford boxes

Yeah. Pretty sure that’s right.

We have a resident helmet wearer here....they probably have their own message board or something

Im off to sacrifice a live chicken

Just now, Scraps said:

We have a resident helmet wearer here....they probably have their own message board or something

He was doing it a couple of years ago though. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

We have a resident helmet wearer here....they probably have their own message board or something

Also, she looks like she might like helmets.

WTF are we doing? We don’t want to win. 

There you go, Bregs.

Shame that wasn't a two-run shot, but whatever.

And the helmets are standing erect! Sorry 😐 

Edited by Wishbone

This game has had so many highs and lows already and it's only the fifth. Case in point Altuve hit, thrown out at second, and then a Bregman home run.

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Im off to sacrifice a live chicken

Im off to sacrifice another live chicken

This game has had so many highs and lows already and it's only the fifth. Case in point Altuve hit, thrown out at second, and then a Bregman home run.
It is just an extension of last nights game
Just now, Mez2 said:

Im off to sacrifice another live chicken

Parse ‘em out as needed.

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Im off to sacrifice another live chicken

Choking it, right?

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Choking it, right?

Well, I am married

Just now, Mez2 said:

Well, I am married

Just don’t fuck with the rooster. We may need more chickens.

This santana dude can fuck off already. He has been killing us all year

Jesus,  who dressed up the fungo?

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