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1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Bullpen game tomorrow. Framber has to eat it

Why not have James pitch a couple innings then? 

I hope Jeff is overheating his computer by running simulations and models or whatever and get this team some pitching help.

Get fucking Stassi up in the bullpen

Tyler White to the bullpen phone, please - Tyler White. Not much difference between he and Valdez on the mound, and let’s hope we don’t see Valdez again this year.

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Hinch is conceding this game. 

Or letting Jeff Luhnow know to get his shit together.

Alot of dumbfuckery the past week with roster moves = Framber Fuck Fest 23

Even the Astros TV broadcast guys are just meh-ing their way through this game

Remember when there was talk that Chirinos should be on the All Star team?
Still think we should have taken a chance on Grandal

Way to inject some life back into that dugout George!!!!

Valdez can go fuck himself, too

 

 

Framber take a shower and hit the airport bruh

When is TK back?

 

 

Yeah. Back for the homestand.

Nice use of the ASB for a smooth 11 day break in the middle of the season.

 

Do the announcers have some sort of union? Or are the benefits just that much better these days in that world?

 

I don’t ever remember Brown, Milo, etc getting these kinds of breaks back in the day.

 

 

Wow. Handicapped fool just scored from 1st.

I think that may be my sign to end the night

Since when are runners allowed to pick up a live ball?


What could the penalty be? Dead ball runner out but run scores?
Wow. Handicapped fool just scored from 1st.

 

I think that may be my sign to end the night

Lol

I had the same thought... I just saw Pujols beat two throws to home in one game

 

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1 minute ago, huge said:

 


What could the penalty be? Dead ball runner out but run scores?

 

That would be my guess.  Runner out due to interference by Pujols.  It’s a ticky tack call, but Correa got called out on a similar boneheaded move this year.   

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Using one of the few bullpen pieces who can go multiple innings as your opener was a weird fucking decision.

You misspelled stupid

I think the Framberlamps is going to be put in the shop for a while

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Framber sucks but we lost this game when we only managed one run after 4 straight walks in the first inning

Six runs should be plenty.   Tonight is on Framber.

Framber sucks but we lost this game when we only managed one run after 4 straight walks in the first inning
Disagree

Can anyone explain the logic on how Framber on short rest was a better option than McHugh?  I assumed they were saving Collin for tonight, but then they waste him for two innings.  I trust our front office with my life, but it sure does feel like they're trying to get too cute.

Edited by Chuckie Finster

Yeah while i like Luhnow and Hinch, this past week has been a dumpster fire when it comes to roster manipulation and use of pitchers.

 

Arlington gave them the dumbs.

 

Of course not totally their fault since Peacock correa'd out, but now we are stuck with a Rondon/Devo/Armenteros/White/Stassi fuckfest tonight

 

 

Its also little shit like Straw not being able to turn 2 and costing us an additional run.

And that sort of stink is bleeding over into other defensive plays.  I shit my pants when we let that elephant Pujols score on some junior high defensive execution.

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