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I'm fine if he cashes out somewhere in the NL after this year after winning 2 games in the World Series.

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What's the temperature here for a hypothetical Rangers trade involving Mike Minor? He's under control for the next year at least at a favorable amount and his fastball spin rate is elite, near the top of all pitchers. Would you risk sending top prospects to the Rangers for Minor at SP4?

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3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

What's the temperature here for a hypothetical Rangers trade involving Mike Minor? He's under control for the next year at least at a favorable amount and his fastball spin rate is elite, near the top of all pitchers. Would you risk sending top prospects to the Rangers for Minor at SP4?

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I wouldn’t trade “top” prospects for any SP4. 

I want Thor - gimme power pitching in the playoffs. Cole, JV, and Thor...yes, please.

No to Mike Minor, we have Wade Miley

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I want Thor - gimme power pitching in the playoffs. Cole, JV, and Thor...yes, please.

No to Mike Minor, we have Wade Miley

Yep Thor is my top target.  My preference in order is Thor, MadBum, Stroman, Grienke, Minor, Wheeler

I’d give up a lot for Syndergaard. 2 more years of control through arbitration. Only making $6mm this year.

I don't think Minor is someone you really want starting in a playoff game.  So why give up much for him?

16 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I don't think Minor is someone you really want starting in a playoff game.  So why give up much for him?

Yeah hopefully we dont go that far down our wish list.

Anyone going to the day game tomorrow?
Yes we are

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getting thor would make everyone else bitch and moan.

that's the goal.

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clarity

Synopsis?

Biggest takeaways are that he’s going to try to start Alvarez in 1 game this weekend in St. Louis. Big outfield and his knee is still a little gimpy. Thinking about splitting up Brantley and Yordan in the lineup once Correa is back and we are playing with the DH. Doesn’t like opener games as it screws up the bullpen.

 

surprised he didnt work the count full and swing on the 7th toss to him

Yeah man, I’m already very down about kemp being traded / dfa’d 

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Anyone going to the day game tomorrow?

I’m your huckleberry, I’ll be coming in hot from Orange, Tx 

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Anyone going to the day game tomorrow?

I'm driving in from Austin for the day game. It'll be our first time attending a Verlander game. Pretty excited about it.

Damn Kemp jr is gonna be 5'2

I might be a little slow today, but that wasn’t a gender reveal for kemp’s kid

(at least not that the dude tossing the pitch knows about).

Player A: .343 BAvg, .442 OBP, .742 Slug, 1.184 OPS
Player B: .342 BAvg, .421 OBP, .709 Slug, 1.130 OPS
Player A is ?, Player B is ?

Kemp isn't going to be DFA'd.  

Lulz at that guy hugging Kemp and not the mother.


I might be a little slow today, but that wasn’t a gender reveal for kemp’s kid

(at least not that the dude tossing the pitch knows about).
Oh last night at the game an usher told me it was for Kemps kid so just going by what he said.
Player A: .343 BAvg, .442 OBP, .742 Slug, 1.184 OPS

Player B: .342 BAvg, .421 OBP, .709 Slug, 1.130 OPS

Player A is ?, Player B is ?

B is Yordan....i masturbate to his stats

 

James to 10 day IL. Sneed coming back up  

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57 minutes ago, drewlaws said:

I'm driving in from Austin for the day game. It'll be our first time attending a Verlander game. Pretty excited about it.

Nice.. beers before?  On me/Prodigy of course

3putt..  I'll text you here in a bit

Player A: .343 BAvg, .442 OBP, .742 Slug, 1.184 OPS

Player B: .342 BAvg, .421 OBP, .709 Slug, 1.130 OPS

Player A is ?, Player B is ?

 

Give runthebone a gold star

 

A is 2019 Yordan Alvarez at AAA

B is 2019 Yordan Alvarez w/ Astros

I only masturbate to stats that count 

Honestly at first I thought player A was Babe Ruth 

Cole:
5 years with the Pirates: 2 games with 11+ Ks
1.5 years with Astros: 16 games with 11+ Ks
(Assuming tweet I took that from is correct)

Player A: .343 BAvg, .442 OBP, .742 Slug, 1.184 OPS
Player B: .342 BAvg, .421 OBP, .709 Slug, 1.130 OPS
Player A is ?, Player B is ?
Yellich Player A
Yordan Player B

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Yelich is .337/.438/.718/1.156

Player A is Yordan AAA 2019, Player B is Yordan MLB 2019

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2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Player A: .343 BAvg, .442 OBP, .742 Slug, 1.184 OPS
Player B: .342 BAvg, .421 OBP, .709 Slug, 1.130 OPS
Player A is ?, Player B is ?

Player A: mez

Player B: mez2

 

6 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Player A: mez

Player B: mez2

 

A: Chuy

B: Kike

Looks like McCullers just gave Kemp a farewell jersey via Kemp's Instagram story. 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

A: Chuy

B: Kike

The lack of an ` really makes that look like a racist post

4 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Looks like McCullers just gave Kemp a farewell jersey via Kemp's Instagram story. 

I screen shot it and zoomed in it says 

To: Tony my brother! All the way from a low A bus rides to nights in the show, we have been BFN since day 1! I will always cherish our time in uni together! You are one of the good ones! Lance McCullers '17 WS Champs! Much Love!

Fuck I hope they don't DFA Kemp. We all know it ain't easy. 

But is there a DFA need right now?

my mom in the jeff hines seats tonight.  get off my tv, ma, i'm trying to watch the game.

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