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5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m tired of this bullshit and have decided to just block Cosmi instead of continuing the fight. He adds nothing to the conversation. I imagine at least 1/2 of his whopping 144 posts are that disgusting photo or related to it. He will join his butt buddy, Fudge Nuggets, on my ignore list and my season will be more enjoyable as a result. 

Oooooh, tough guy.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Please put me on this jury so i can laugh at this broad for suing because she doesnt know how to catch.

I guess i should sue Bregman for the foul ball of his that i caught that bruised my hand. Maybe 3 mil for mental anguish. And diamond club seats for life.

Early front-runner for humble-brag of the season.  Well played, sir.

Lol this was last year....ohtani was pitching....i saved a fellow shagst...err surlyers life

For 500k i could just go to Skeeters games the rest of my life
Definitely get more foul balls there.

My favorite lineup. No White, no marisnick, no stassi

40 minutes ago, Scraps said:

My favorite lineup. No White, no marisnick, no stassi

What time is your black panther meeting ?

3 hours ago, Player said:

The t-shirt giveaway is sponsored by HEB. I wonder if she sued them as well. 

I'm sure she'll find that their lawyer's office is never open.  Good luck serving them. 

Peacock to the pen is fine for the next 8 days.  Wonder what the plan is with the guys out of options after. 

Peacock to the pen is fine for the next 8 days.  Wonder what the plan is with the guys out of options after. 

Someone will be on the DL

Or they could just stick with 12 pitchers for awhile. It’s not like that’s uncommon across the league, even if it is for Houston.

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Yeah, the pic is stupid and annoying but what bothers me most is that the damn DVR timeline is showing.
Here you go....properly cropped.
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I'm looking at Erin Burnett's tits while getting mentally prepared for the Astros to beat the Yankees again.

Life is good.

Moronic ESPN and their fake news scripts.  It's not the least bit steamy in Houston, it's an awesome 51 dewpoint and 30% humidity, temp in the mid-80's.

 

Edited by clapclapclap

Fuck every yankee looks like a roided meathead

I hope a Yankee rolls an ankle doing that homer celebration sometime this year

Im sorry but really don’t think I’ve ever seen 98 look so effortless as what I just saw Whitley do. Glad to finally see him in person

 

Man, this Loaisiga kid is filthy.

Need to start attacking those first pitch fastballs.  He's all around the corners after that and the breaking stuff is wicked.

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Fucking should be up 2-1. Correa fucked that up by not moving up on the ball that got by Romine....then tag to 3rd on the yuli sac fly....then waltz home on the reddick cue shot

Solid inning, could have been more 

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Gardner is as dumb as he looks

He is very easy to dislike 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Weirdest dp you'll see all month

I hear there are websites where you can see weirder.  

Tuve bomb!

 

Edit: 100th tuve bomb

 

 

Altuve needs to lay off the roids. He's making it too obvious. 

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Breaking News:  Magic has AIDS

Wasted the greatest porn name ever.

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