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14 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Tyler wants to be traded

there's being competitive, and there's being an unhinged lunatic.

a polite no thanks on having that in my clubhouse.  we've built a culture here.  even without all the twitter nonsense, hard pass.

If we sign Bauer I will lose all the aforementioned trust in Luhnow.

Russell Westbrook traded to the Rockets was about as much of my least favorite player being on my favorite team that I can take.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

If we sign Bauer I will lose all the aforementioned trust in Luhnow.

Russell Westbrook traded to the Rockets was about as much of my least favorite player being on my favorite team that I can take.

i don't see it happening, but in this particular case, you have to believe luhnow and hinch would at least have a sit down with 3-4 key guys to even see if this was something worth discussing.  cole and joe smith have been teammates with him.  obviously plenty of our guys know him well enough.

i was actually surprised that they only went to 1-2 guys to give the go ahead on osuna (who by all accounts has been a professional, model citizen since coming over).  verlander didn't seem super pleased at the time, but that story sure went away quickly.

green light here for yordan imo

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i don't see it happening, but in this particular case, you have to believe luhnow and hinch would at least have a sit down with 3-4 key guys to even see if this was something worth discussing.  cole and joe smith have been teammates with him.  obviously plenty of our guys know him well enough.

i was actually surprised that they only went to 1-2 guys to give the go ahead on osuna (who by all accounts has been a professional, model citizen since coming over).  verlander didn't seem super pleased at the time, but that story sure went away quickly.

Well Cole supposedly hates Bauer so we have that going for us. I have no idea what Joe Smith thinks of him but Brantley also was there for the first 7 years of Bauer's career too.

 

yeah, not sure why i completely glossed over brantley.

i have confidence we'll get somebody, and i have confidence that person will not be bauer.

Well Cole supposedly hates Bauer so we have that going for us. I have no idea what Joe Smith thinks of him but Brantley also was there for the first 7 years of Bauer's career too.

 
*6 Bauer played for Dbacks 1 year, but yeah Brantley was with him a long time

Dont make me start tweeting you like Kalas!! Lol
#legend 

Totally called Yordan’s bomb. Driving and listening to Cardibals broadcast. Count gets to 3-2.
Told the kids and girlfriend, “y’all listen up. Yordan is going to hit the next pitch for a home run.”
[wood meeting cowhide making sound resembling a rocket blastoff]
Cardinals announcer: “...and that ball is smoked to right center... and into the cardinals bullpen.”
2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, not sure why i completely glossed over brantley.

i have confidence we'll get somebody, and i have confidence that person will not be bauer.

I hope you're right.  I still wish we had re-signed CFM then this would purely be an optional move to strengthen the bullpen for a championship run

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

*6 Bauer played for Dbacks 1 year, but yeah Brantley was with him a long time

Dont make me start tweeting you like Kalas!! Lol

Holy fuck you are right I had completely forgotten he started his career there.  I just knew he and Cole were college teammates at UCLA and that Cole was on year 7....

Regardless there isn't a single player in the entire league I would rather have less than Bauer and that is despite the fact we desperately need a starter in the worst possible way.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Nice throw _iaz

FIFY having Manny flashbacks to 2012-13

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Regardless there isn't a single player in the entire league I would rather have less than Bauer...

throw it up texas rangers GIF by MLB

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I hope you're right.  I still wish we had re-signed CFM then this would purely be an optional move to strengthen the bullpen for a championship run

Holy fuck you are right I had completely forgotten he started his career there.  I just knew he and Cole were college teammates at UCLA and that Cole was on year 7....

Regardless there isn't a single player in the entire league I would rather have less than Bauer and that is despite the fact we desperately need a starter in the worst possible way.

Not disagreeing with you at all but Puig would be up there, too.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

throw it up texas rangers GIF by MLB

Paying 8 million dollars for negative WAR is something that should happen only in Arlington

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Not disagreeing with you at all but Puig would be up there, too.

Maybe Arlington can acquire both Puig & Bauer and lead the league in headcases.

Pettis is hot and tired. Wants to go to airport

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Between AJ Reed, JD Davis, and Tyler White, Luhnow has let some key bullpen arms slip through his fingers.  We have no one to soak up garbage innings when we are being blown out now.  You’ve got three days to fill that hole, Luhnow.  

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Between AJ Reed, JD Davis, and Tyler White, Luhnow has let some key bullpen arms slip through his fingers.  We have no one to soak up garbage innings when we are being blown out now.  You’ve got three days to fill that hole, Luhnow.  

Well AJ Reed got through the inning 3 up and 3 down so he's the ace of the trio especially compared to White

Another series win but a second straight shoulda/coulda been sweep.

Anyway, f the cards.

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On a Sunday night I might bang me some maze

#HTownPride

Now only a game back of the Dodgers and a half game up on the Yankees pending their game tonight.

Quietly going unnoticed, Diaz has a pretty sweet mullet shaping up, Latino style

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Now only a game back of the Dodgers and a half game up on the Yankees pending their game tonight.

And a 1 run lead over the Twins for run differential (ducks) 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Now only a game back of the Dodgers and a half game up on the Yankees pending their game tonight.

Boston has been straight pushing that MFY shit in this series.  Total prison gang rape so far.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

half game up on the Yankees pending their game tonight.

 

almost, just a couple of days late 

 

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if not for the worst inning of pressly's astros career (who may or may not be injured) along with the hottest homerun hitter in the nl, it likely would've been a sweep.  blew leads in both the 7th and 8th.  and that was their ace vs one of our milb arms.

oh well, fuck it.  we went into st louis and showed their first place team what a real first place team looks like.

best record in the al for the first time in i don't even know how long.

go bosox.

The Stros should be on an 11 game winning streak right now and tied with the Dodgers if not for leaving Miley in too long against Oakland and pulling Urquidy too soon against St. Louis.

Surly road trip to Cincinnati looming large right now

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