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I was hoping Stubbs would get an AB and a few innings behind the dish before he goes back to RR

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i know the schedule says we have "an off day" but that's really not true.  in a few innings, we'll have about 50 hours off, which is some bullshit.

to help pass the time, i thought i would look into the dream season that the baltimore pitching staff is enjoying.

ops allowed - .848 (1st, or 30th, depending on how you look at it).  colo is 2nd at .823, m's are 3rd at .815 (nice stretch to be an astros batter).

homers allowed - 229 (1st) m's are 2nd with 198

obp allowed - they are 28th (astros are tied for 1st)

they also lead: runs, total bases, slugging, k's (last)

should be fun.

Garrett Stubbs sighting.  Why hasn't he been sent down yet with Chirinos playing again?

I’ve had the same question. I guess they just didn’t fell the need before Pressly gets activated this weekend. Kind of surprising as this management team seldom misses an opportunity to gain even the slightest edge.
1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Miranda Lambert seems like he sucks

 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Walk two guys to get to the hottest dude on the planet

Bold strategy Adam Lambert

More like Cody Lambert imo

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Choo choo fuckers. Choo fucking choo

Just a single 

3-4 day for the rookie 

Edited by tx 3 putt

alex bregman seems like he might work out as a major leaguer

C'mon Bergman

I forgot how much I hate sitting next ro people

you get a base hit and you get a base hit and you get a base hit

Two more on for Yuli.  Time to eliminate the one reason to remember J.R. Towles!

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

More like Cody Lambert imo

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

alex bregman seems like he might work out as a major leaguer

He might work out 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

yordan 3-4 with 3 singles.

is he just lefty pujols?

Cuban jesus 

Nice 2 games for our local mlb team

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

and here i was hoping yuli would get up in the 8th.

silly.

He won't?

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yordan 3-4 with 3 singles.

is he just lefty pujols?

Last night or the night before, the broadcast showed their stats through their first however many games and they were pretty much identical.  I think Pujols had 10 or 15 points on Yordan in BA, but the power numbers were the same.

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Yo assholes who were talking shit during the 5 losses in a row I saw on the road....

I have now seen 8 wins in a row at home

So blow me!

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yo assholes who were talking shit during the 5 losses in a row I saw on the road....

I have now seen 8 wins in a row at home

So blow me!

That’s not very nice. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Mchugh time!!!

considering we only use mchugh when we're up by 4-12 runs late, i hope he pitches every game.

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

considering we only use mchugh when we're up by 4-12 runs late, i hope he pitches every game.

A good McHugh is so valuable... so maybe he needs all the repetition the team can give him to get his confidence/mechanics in a good place.

Nice little homestand

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Better

Another day, another ass beating by the Astros. Something I could never get tired of.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Just a single 

3-4 day for the rookie 

Cut him

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Astros team totals:

1979 - 49 home runs (Dave Kingman alone had 48 with the Cubs.  Jose Cruz led the Astros with 9.  JR and Andujar were tied in 8th place for the Astros with 2 HRs.)

1981 - 45 home runs (Schmidt led the majors with 31.  Real dead ball era)

Those were the days that when there were back-to-back games each with a HR, by any Astro,  it would be listed in the papers. 

 

 

1981 was a strike year. They only played 110 games.

12 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

1981 was a strike year. They only played 110 games.

That’s right. Completely slipped my mind. 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

yordan 3-4 with 3 singles.

is he just lefty pujols?

Ichiro.  Yordan is a lot like Ichiro.

43 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He reminds me of Ty Cobb.

Oh, I'm sure they would have gotten along great!

After sitting here in hotel past few days and watching Orioles pitching staff vs NY safe to say they are hot garbage. Have given up alot of hr. Local TV keeps mentioning astros coming into town and how great of a complete team they are.

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8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

dodgers (5), yankees (8), astros (6) combined total of 16 19 game current winning streak (and 16-1 in august)

also a combined 26 out of their last 29.

gonna be a dogfight the rest of the way.

updated.

my mom just called me to answer a question i asked her over a week ago, and then she said, "well ok, i'll let you get back to the game."

to which i replied, "what game?"

and she said, "the astros, are you not watching, we're up 4-1, cole is pitching."

it was at this point that i decided that the game was new to her, and knowing she would enjoy the outcome, i left it alone.

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

my mom just called me to answer a question i asked her over a week ago, and then she said, "well ok, i'll let you get back to the game."

to which i replied, "what game?"

and she said, "the astros, are you not watching, we're up 4-1, cole is pitching."

it was at this point that i decided that the game was new to her, and knowing she would enjoy the outcome, i left it alone.

You're a good son.  I assume you got her one of each color hat.

Not they needed it but this team looks ready to destroy folks. The trade deadline energized the hell out of them.

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