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4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Beautiful DP

Lulz. Back at ya.

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Bit of a chicken shit review by AJ

 

Good thing for him he doesn’t have to bat.

Machete is 0 for 4, the only one without a hit

What a fucking great dugout/clubhouse. This is a fucking team!

At this rate might catch the Dodgers for the lead in run differential - definitely will close the gap.

I've run out of ways to say wow about Yordan. Time for gifs 

oh my god wow GIF

Theres the homer.

Lets get about 6 of them tonight
Getting close
Just now, elguapo said:

Yordan might be good yall

I think Hinch needs to rest him (ducks)!

Have we hit more HRs in Baltimore than the Yankees yet?

I wonder if the new guys are satisfied with the run support?

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Good grief, this team is much better than 2017.

This is the best professional sports team from Houston,  ever,  in any sport. 

More RBI in 45 games than anyone EVER

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

At this rate might catch the Dodgers for the lead in run differential - definitely will close the gap.

We were +164 coming in and they're at +182

Been to both away games that #legend has gone yard twice

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Rio Ruiz sighting

Following that last offensive outburst, I checked the Orioles booth feed. One of their guys replayed a “valiant” diving attempt to catch one of our doubles and proclaimed Baltimore “a little unlucky” tonight. I kid you not. 

Rio Ruiz HR sighting

I want 25.

Zero fucks given. I went through this shit for years attending Astros games.

Pour it on.

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Following that last offensive outburst, I checked the Orioles booth feed. One of their guys replayed a “valiant” diving attempt to catch one of our doubles and proclaimed Baltimore “a little unlucky” tonight. I kid you not. 

You know who’s unlucky?  Every O’s pitcher in the bullpen told to get warm. 

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good grief, this team is much better than 2017.

I know we get plenty of rub and tugs from the media but it's crazy to me that any of them even put LA and NYY in the same tier as us. 

This team is finally healthy and whole, their stud prospect is a lineup regular, and our magician GM pulled off another trade deadline stunner along with some other pieces as well. 

GTFO Yankees and Dodgers. Y'all are just witnesses as well.

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

You know who’s unlucky?  Every O’s pitcher in the bullpen told to get warm. 

The only thing lucky going on here is that we aren’t from Baltimore, or any other MLB  city for that matter.

10 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Been to both away games that #legend has gone yard twice

He needs to hire lil shep as his hype man !!!!!

Finally a game that I don’t care which Devo shows up.

Just saw the box score and I'm pretty sure I've got a priapism.

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Is that a lot?

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