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Looked safe....still looks safe. Major fuck up by Chi.

Diaz telling Yordan to come home is slightly retarded though lol

Sure, we get the call in a meaningless White Sox game. They'll wait until the playoffs to screw us. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Sure, we get the call in a meaningless White Sox game. They'll wait until the playoffs to screw us. 

This is a true Houston fan.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

This is an experienced Houston fan.

 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Really hoping for a quality start today from Greinke. Wasn’t especially impressed with his 1st outing

There you have it

Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying 

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying 

Surprised there is enough people there to be heard.

edit: Actually, I guess you could hear anyone in that empty cavern.

Edited by Wishbone

Alvarez won’t get an RBI for that, but he’s the reason it happened.

Didnt he homer off some fuck named Fry in Baltimore?

Just now, Scraps said:

Didnt he homer off some fuck named Fry in Baltimore?

I was going to go there, but wasn’t sure. That Fry, for the most part, pitched well IIRC.

I know Fry got him out one game, but i thought he got one off him in another

Just now, Scraps said:

I know Fry got him out one game, but i thought he got one off him in another

Seems like he got one off everyone on their staff in that series. 😉

Yeah just looked it up and looks like Fry didn't get burnt by the Man Child

Break it open Uncle Mike

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Never go full Gary Sanchez

It's Gary Shorthop to me 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Never go full Gary Sanchez

I was going to say something about playoff Machete but that works

Are the Whitesox going to have any arms left for game 2? 

24 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Are the Whitesox going to have any arms left for game 2? 

Well AJ Reed has been known to bring some heat in mop up duty but he is not on the active roster 😂

Edited by Pimphand

Mchugh is the best 9th inning up by a shit ton of runs guy in the league

McHugh was feeling it! Good to see. Live ass arm tonight.

The White Sox radio guys are so bad.  I was listening on the way home from work and was laughable.  The play by play guy sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles and he pronounces every Hispanic name like your grandpa would.  Dude had to sound out Yordan.

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

solid win.

let's get two.

Yeah need both to keep up with the MFY and LAD in the loss column. Definitely ready for Cleveland to pay them a visit then they have to head west to play both LA & OAK. 

So, there's a suspension coming for that collision at the plate, right?

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, there's a suspension coming for that collision at the plate, right?

Hopefully the penitentiary!

 

Let's sweep these assholes.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When is first pitch for game 2

It was originally set for 7:10 but after the White Sox throwing almost 200 pitches made that unpossible.

Haven’t seen the lineup but saw a tweet saying Bregs is sitting out again. I guess he’s still sore from getting plunked on Sunday. Straw is playing CF instead of 2nd and Altuve is playing again.

Not a great feeling with the back of this lineup and the way Nova has been going.  And now Devo starting.  

Will probably win by 10. 

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Mother fucker

Double headers and rain delays do weird things to preparation.  No need to panic yet.  

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