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And, I fucking hate baseball right now. 

This is becoming ridiculous. Nausea setting in. Anyone know what whiskey and pepto tastes like?

We finally put together a dream team and go into a funk.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

This is going just swell.

Well golly. We have some swell fellas on our team too. We all need to root root root and keep our chins up.

On 8/15/2019 at 10:09 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

I feel like every time we’ve tied/gotten a lead in the past few games, we immediately cough it up in the next half inning.

I’ve never seen anything like this.  Getting a lead is a curse now.

 Well that inning was as fun as a prostate exam. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 Well that inning was as fun as a prostate exam. 

With no tissue.

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Well golly. We have some swell fellas on our team too. We all need to root root root and keep our chins up.

Neato! 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

there’s a return address on the hats. do what you have to do. 

Lulz.

 

7 hours ago, Cooder said:

This thread is a nightmare after losses

It’s a nightmare after losing 5 out of 6 6 out of 7.

Why is Tuve turning from that slow breaking ball? Take it for the team

Are we doing shitty because our heads got too big with the whole Death Star bit? It’s like God is putting us back in our place as Houston sports fans and not to get too cocky.

Love the way we came out with a strong inning after giving up runs... wait, forget it. 

there’s a return address on the hats. do what you have to do. 

How much for one of each color?
3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


How much for one of each color?

~$12 each. about to do a reorder of 12/12. 

Planet Houston being a cunt and negging me on a baseball thread for CR posts. You hadn’t gotten negged me enough the other day on that thread. Newsflash, I had myself banned from CR at my request and it’s glorious. I never have to deal with y’all there. Stop being a pussy. 

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

I’m convinced no matter what team we trot out, August is always gonna suck.

AIR YORDAN!! We needed that. Come on let’s win this shit

Booooooooom. Good to see. Hope that wakes some guys up.

Does anybody actually believe that a gate agent told that guy that I’ll let you on the plane if you give up your Whataburger, and when he didn’t, denied him boarding? Bullshit.

Is it just me, or is Devo pitching more than anyone on the staff?

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Does anybody actually believe that a gate agent told that guy that I’ll let you on the plane if you give up your Whataburger, and when he didn’t, denied him boarding? Bullshit.

It was a patty melt dude.

Fuck it, I can't watch this shit anymore. 

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Remember when Devo was good?

No

why not just leave armenteros in?  he had a 1-2-3 and is stretched out.  he had one bad inning out of 4.  you take him out, and you know it’s a crapshoot. devo is definitely not an upgrade. 

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 


Pm me please

 

pm me what you want. i’ll Include it in order. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Well this week sucks ass.

Offsetting the recruiting forum, the Astros thread is.

I mean, I'm usually the guy saying, "Calm down, we're fine, lot of baseball left."  But I'm afraid we're blowing our best road to the championship if we miss out on home field against the Yankees and especially the Dodgers, where Yordan is in for three games instead of four.  These games matter a lot and we look like dog shit.

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