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Just now, Scraps said:

My bet in over 9.5 runs is looking niiiice

That's just for us right?

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We'll take all the free runs they want to give

Watch super hit a Jack

How can they assume the play at the plate and not give Chirinos an RBI?

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Reddick, start fucking hitting.  You’re in Tyler White territory 

It's amazing that Mayfield would be hitting in front of anybody in our lineup

Netting talk not going away


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Can totally see the lines can’t you Russ?



Jose Offerman thinks this Tigers defense is not great

superjack is still super shitty

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

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so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Let's try this.


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Tucker at first is better than Yuli at 2nd or Straw at short.

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1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 
Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.
1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

Bacterial vaginosis.

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:
3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

Yep.  Getting shown up by the rookie with RISP bruised his tender ego.  

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Correa could scoff at them and brag about his ring maybe if he wasn’t probably the 7th or 8th best player on this team.  

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5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Ouch and burn.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

His pussy is sore or his freshly capped teeth are hurting. 

12 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

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20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

He’s a no-showrrea, as usual. 

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

Man, this motherfucking shit right here.

 

Way too early to speculate on Correa but dammit if he and Diaz cant stay healthy at the same time.

 

Right about now really wishing someone besides a fucking 22 yo (Tucker) had the brilliant idea before June of getting him some work in at 1B.

Stretch your hamstrings. It's all connected.

Bring Tucker up.  Reddick is terrible.  He’s had what, one good year in the last 6?

16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

Nice AB by Reddick there

Did I see Flair is throwing out the first pitch Wednesday?

If that doesn’t get Reddick going, Idk what does
Just now, rvm96 said:

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

Nowhere close to Julia. She is at the top of my fantasy list. 

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

0-$0 for Mr. 1-1

But seriously, that’s a good question and will be interesting to see who bites and for how much when he plays 145 games in his FA year
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m ready to comfort his fiancée 

Take your turn. I have got first dibs on Daniella

23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

My connections ended at the ownership change.  Have none now.  I certainly love the new regime though.  Drayton pulled a Mack Brown on the way out.  

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