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#20851
Just now, Scraps said:

My bet in over 9.5 runs is looking niiiice

That's just for us right?

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#20855
3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Reddick, start fucking hitting.  You’re in Tyler White territory 

It's amazing that Mayfield would be hitting in front of anybody in our lineup

#20860

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

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#20865
so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Let's try this.


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#20867
1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

#20869
Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 
Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.
#20870
1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

Bacterial vaginosis.

#20872
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:
3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

#20874
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

#20875
1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

Yep.  Getting shown up by the rookie with RISP bruised his tender ego.  

#20879
6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Correa could scoff at them and brag about his ring maybe if he wasn’t probably the 7th or 8th best player on this team.  

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#20882
12 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

#20883

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

#20886
Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

Man, this motherfucking shit right here.

 

Way too early to speculate on Correa but dammit if he and Diaz cant stay healthy at the same time.

 

Right about now really wishing someone besides a fucking 22 yo (Tucker) had the brilliant idea before June of getting him some work in at 1B.

#20891
16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

#20893

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

#20895
Just now, rvm96 said:

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

Nowhere close to Julia. She is at the top of my fantasy list. 

#20896
Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

0-$0 for Mr. 1-1

But seriously, that’s a good question and will be interesting to see who bites and for how much when he plays 145 games in his FA year
#20898
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m ready to comfort his fiancée 

Take your turn. I have got first dibs on Daniella

#20899
23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

#20900
Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

My connections ended at the ownership change.  Have none now.  I certainly love the new regime though.  Drayton pulled a Mack Brown on the way out.  

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