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That sucks that Rodgers never panned out. That surgery killed his career. 

 

Well, I’ve finally overcome my hangover induced by last nights fiasco (took all day). I’m looking forward to a lineup that’s going to be bullish on the Tigers tonight.

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Got my trucker hat, love it. Thanks @henrygandorf and let me know how I can get you back.

i can't wait until the first time a couple of you guys see each other at a game or some shit and you're both wearing them.

Oh we are supposed to wear them??

 

I have my in a display case above the mantel and removed my autographed dual signed biggio bagwell ball to display it

 

 

I will be wearing my trucker hat to tomorrow night’s game.

There will be a couple of them on Sunday in section 310... one on my 4 yo because he has a giant melon

Me after I catch this Yordan bomb tonight e2d1afd49b9f0a8ed0806454a0cd6223.jpg

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Me after I catch this Yordan bomb tonight e2d1afd49b9f0a8ed0806454a0cd6223.jpg

Damn! That looks less than ideal. This doesn’t seem like one of those “you should see the other guy” deals.

The moment not accepting your cousin’s offer to be a plumbers assistant seems like a mistake.

Edited by Wishbone

Hey look, George knows not to go for three. 

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Love Altuve but the familiar lunge at an outside pitch sucks.

Never understood why he doesn’t crowd up at least a few inches. But can’t argue with his overall success. 

No outs, runner on 2nd...should've bunt.  

The nose in Scrap's pic is my brain each time that horrid Blue Bell sappy singing eunuch commercial is played.  "AND LASERS!" isn't even 1/10th as annoying.

2 minutes ago, Bregs said:

No outs, runner on 2nd...should've bunt.  

You're new to following the Astros I see. 

Edited by Mo Horn

Damn! That looks less than ideal. This doesn’t seem like one of those “you should see the other guy” deals.
The moment not accepting your cousin’s offer to be a plumbers assistant seems like a mistake.
#WorthIt

Toro’s mom looks fun.

Edited by Wishbone

Got damn #13 on a slim build looks awkward as fuck

Apparently we can’t hit shitty pitching. We need more established starters to hit against.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Apparently we can’t hit shitty pitching. We need more established starters to hit against.

Yup, this guy's stats look like he'd have trouble in single A ball and he looks like an ace against us. 

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:
37 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
Damn! That looks less than ideal. This doesn’t seem like one of those “you should see the other guy” deals.
The moment not accepting your cousin’s offer to be a plumbers assistant seems like a mistake.

#WorthIt

Hope for his sake it is. I’ll pass, personally.

late to the party here, but god damn we strand a lot of leadoff doubles.

is there a record for guys lob for a season?  have we broken that yet?

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

late to the party here, but god damn we strand a lot of leadoff doubles.

is there a record for guys lob for a season?  have we broken that yet?

ok, so if this link is to be believed, we are currently 5th (or 26th) in mlb in lob per game.  only .01 behind 3rd place dodgers/tampa tied.

https://www.teamrankings.com/mlb/stat/team-left-on-base-per-game

what's interesting is that the top (bottom) of that list is a bunch of good offensive teams.  then down at 21st (10th) is the yankees, wedged in between balt and colo.  maybe they've been a little lucky this season?  this is of course assuming "clutch" isn't really a stat, and it's all just dumb luck.

This offense shouldn’t be this anemic.

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This offense shouldn’t be this anemic.

Bregs ate his spinach.

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They’re realllllllly anemic. Pathetic.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Cole is nasty tonight

Took the words out of my intended post. Two nights in a row, anemic hitting, great pitching. Still trying to get my head around Verlander giving up only 2 hits……for 2 solo HR’s, and losing a game with the heaviest odds as a favorite in eons. Baseball.

You would also think that with a lineup like ours that am teamwide slump would be unlikely, yet here we are.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Took the words out of my intended post. Two nights in a row, anemic hitting, great pitching. Still trying to get my head around Verlander giving up only 2 hits……for 2 solo HR’s, and losing a game with the heaviest odds as a favorite in eons. Baseball.

Exactly... baseball. The most frustrating game I've watched in a long time. 

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Exactly... baseball. The most frustrating game I've watched in a long time. 

Watch us fuck around and score ten tonight. 

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