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Was Lidge pitching BP to him? 
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Trying to watch Astros and Texans/Cowboys at the same time. Starting back Lamar Miller taken off the field on a cart with what looked like a bad knee injury. Sorry for the slight derail. Carry on.

Trout sucks


Gotta say it when you can cause its not often

Hey Dilleypicklezz u can suk a dik

Need a single for the cycle in the inning

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Beer for tonight?
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Critique?

Very pickly. So if you like pickles or dillypicklez you may like it

Is the fan sitting in the corner by the ball boy wearing a trucker cap?

Edited by Mo Horn

Ah, so the logo is a reference to the pickle influence. I’d try one.

Ah, so the logo is a reference to the pickle influence. I’d try one.

Yes it is Pickle Fucker. PKL FKR. Super dilly dilly

 

Stassi still sucks

His presence still annoys me but alot less this go round

Tuve going for the cycle tonight
I can dig it

Ok, I confess I'm slow on the uptake tonight and a little dense sometimes.  I thought the name of the Angels' pitcher sounded familiar. Duh, he's a Longhorn. Im watching without sound and watching football and they probably even talked about it. Any and all negs well deserved. 

Safe.  Why were we not covering 2nd?

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Looks to be safe

I’ll take their word for it.

Getting replay calls in the regular season so they can screw us in the post season. 

replay screwup saved us a run

Recommence the conspiracy theories the next time one goes against us though

Edited by WBT

That kind of mistake can get you traded.
 

I’m sure Luhnow is on the phone right now to see what he can get for Altuve.

Thaiss wearing "Matty" on his jersey is giving me bad flashbacks of Matty Sunday

Miley getting ahead of hitters this inning but struggling to finish them off

Miley deserves to give up a run for walking Stassi there.  Hopefully he can get out of it though.

Just walk him. It will only cost us one.

Edit... or just get him out. 

Edited by Mo Horn

This Trout guy sucks, left the bases loaded.

All the talk is that Cole and JV will compete for the Cy Young. Miley has to be part of that conversation. He doesn't have the Ks, but he's been great this year. A great Luhnow pick up. 

Bizarre. It almost looked like he let that fall on purpose. 

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The drop-off from Yuli to Chirinos is precipitous. Hard to imagine why anyone pitches to the former in this lineup.

10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

The drop-off from Yuli to Chirinos is precipitous. Hard to imagine why anyone pitches to the former in this lineup.

I’m more concerned about Reddick.

The brass must really be twisted up trying to determine if they let him try to work out of his slump or bring up Tucker. 

Just now, LCHorn said:

I’m more concerned about Reddick.

The brass must really be twisted up trying to determine if they let him try to work out of his slump or bring up Tucker. 

They’re just waiting for September for Tucker. No decision needed now.

47 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


I’m sure Luhnow is on the phone right now to see what he can get for Altuve.

Twas a Bregman snark.

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