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Was in the right field tunnel on Sunday getting ready for the buddies parade with my kids and noticed this in an equipment room
I was impressed they are already planning the ceremony to commemorate Yordan’s career HR total

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In all seriousness, if he plays the same number of games as Aaron, he’s on pace for 1,155 career HRs

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Stros win 15-1 and im on the verge of a 6 game mlb parlay win. Good night

Probably signing the death warrant for it though by posting this

Padres and Mariners need to quit being scared bitches and rally.

Yeah no
The “big 3” (HOU, NYY, LAD) flexing some muscle tonight
currently outscoring their opponent’s by a combined score of 29-1.

Yordan damn near outscored the Yankees by himself.  Also, fuck the Yankees.

Round Rock takes one more step to playing a little more in to September (regular season ends 9/2)
Beats SA again tonight. Lead up to 3 over SA with 6 games left (2 more against SA).

Win the division and the first round of the playoffs runs 9/4-9/8 (9/7 and 9/8 if necessary).
Win that and the PCL championship series goes from 9/10-9/15 (9/14 and 9/15 if necessary).

Other than a spot starter or reliever or two, gotta think the rest of the guys stay down until the express season is over.

But don’t want tucker right now anyway. Never mind Reddick showing life, Tucker is on one of his (becoming more and more worrisome) cold streaks.
6-34 (.176) in his last 10 games with no pop: 5 singles and 1 double. But Ks and BBs are manageable. 7 Ks, 8 BBs over that stretch.


Yeah I still don't see what the hype is about that dude. I hope I am wrong but I think he is gonna be a bust. Would love to eat crow

5 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

I still don’t trust Chandler Rome after he wrote that holier then thou hit piece on the Astros and Osuna. The hell with that guy 

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

But don’t want tucker right now anyway. Never mind Reddick showing life, Tucker is on one of his (becoming more and more worrisome) cold streaks.
6-34 (.176) in his last 10 games with no pop: 5 singles and 1 double. But Ks and BBs are manageable. 7 Ks, 8 BBs over that stretch.

He is streaky, but I can also imagine that he might be disappointed that others got call ups over him and his attitude might be affecting his hitting. It's gotta be tough knowing you didn't do well your first time and not getting another chance, while others who you've been ahead of get called up. The reality of a minor leaguer. 

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

Pretty sure JV said “yeah, so have I” after the ump said “Justin, I’ve had enough.”

11 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

It's very cool that we did this for Charlie and for Marwin when he came back.

I can't wait for the Great White tribute before Game 1 of the World Series.

Edited by WBT

I'm glad they did that for Charlie then knocked him out--best possible outcome.

 

I am also glad JV is so competitive even up 9-0. 

Edited by runthebone

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tyler White tribute video will be very short 

Good thing MMP has that Jumbotron with the extra wide screen. 

Edited by VirginiaLonghorn

10 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good thing MMP has that Jumbotron with the extra wide screen. 

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10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:


Yeah no
The “big 3” (HOU, NYY, LAD) flexing some muscle tonight
currently outscoring their opponent’s by a combined score of 29-1.

Yeah, but we did it against a playoff caliber team starting their ace. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tyler White tribute video will be very short 

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33 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Yeah, but we did it against a playoff caliber team starting their ace. 

We play to the level of competition see Baltimore and Detroit losses that were the biggest upsets in the past 15 years 

12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

We play to the level of competition see Baltimore and Detroit losses that were the biggest upsets in the past 15 years 

good thing we don't have maryland on the schedule this year - oh, you meant the astros?

 

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

We play to the level of competition see Baltimore and Detroit losses that were the biggest upsets in the past 15 years 

That bodes well for October, right?

They have always been that way the past 4 or 5 yrs. Everyone always scared of aces, but we smack the fuck out of them typically (other than Paxton recently)

Kluber
Sale
King Felix back a few yrs ago
Bauer
Kershaw
Hamels
Etc.


But against the fucking rookies that have a 6.66 era we get almost no hit it seems like

Walked out of our crew room to go to the gate and Josh and that blue jay scrub were walking past to make an appearance for employees. And looked thrilled to be there.948cc714e009172b3f1261ada7bf8eb3.jpg

And I have no insight or inside info on this but I get the feeling the blue jays traded Biagini to help keep him from getting his ass kicked... I don’t think the “funny guy” stuff ever turns off...at least not when there is even the slightest chance the public may be in sight/earshot:
I’m walking past the dugout Sunday during the buddies parade. he’s walking out from the clubhouse and there are a couple of female photographers in the dugout. He loudly announces, “I said no pictures... no photos...thank you.” And walks by them covering up his ass with his hands/glove

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tyler White tribute video will be very short 

No video, the Astros don't want to be seen endorsing White NationalLeagueism.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Walked out of our crew room to go to the gate and Josh and that blue jay scrub were walking past to make an appearance for employees. And looked thrilled to be there.948cc714e009172b3f1261ada7bf8eb3.jpg

"hey josh, go get 3 hits tonight and i promise you won't have to do that public appearance shit tomorrow."

"oh shit, sorry, you're still going lol." 

When Kalas gets older, he is going to make end stage Harry Caray look coherent

Edited by runthebone

Not sure if anyone has shared this yet, but if not let's all point and laugh.....The crowd of Texans supporters certainly did.

 

 

How much longer is Peacock's position on the 40-man roster secure?  What's it been, like 7 years, so far?

By spring training next year, yes...

February 4, 2013: Traded by the Oakland Athletics with Chris Carter and Max Stassi to the Houston Astros for Jed Lowrie and Fernando Rodriguez Jr..

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