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Devo can walk like a cock sure reliever but its actually more like a cock in his ass 

That’s for all of y’all wondering why Yordan doesn’t play more in the outfield

You know what rhymes with devo?

Seppuku 

That’s for all of y’all wondering why Yordan doesn’t play more in the outfield

And the throw compounded it

That’s a big 90 extra feet

That was poorly played by Yordan.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Paging anyone who can pitch. 

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Alvarez needs to be developed as 1B, not an OF. Just an awful play, and he compounded it by missing the cutoff man and letting Pham get to 2nd.

I'm not sure who the Astros are going to include on the playoff roster in the bullpen because the options are slim.

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

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I should have had you in there in time to cross the 38th Parallel and push that rice eater back to the Great Wall of China. No racist. 

Paging anyone who can pitch. 
Ive thrown a perfect game in slow pitch softball before so i think i can handle this. Im in the stadium and not TOTALLY drunk... yet
Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

I'm fucking done with Devo. 

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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I should have had you in there in time to cross the 38th Parallel and push that rice eater back to the Great Wall of China. No racist. 

While *pussies* like you are man here partying, putting headbands on, listening to the goddamn Beatles albums!!!

Regarding Devo:

Give me a D!

Give me an F!

Yordan making the case to sit on the road in the WS and Devo’s fuckery culminating in a 2 strike meatball to the guy we’re turning into the Korean Mike Trout, this inning is an absolute fuck

 

and now some bullshit from Toro, great

Can we have an emergency reinstatement of the old second waiver period? I'd like to can nearly everyone in the bullpen. 

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Regarding Devo:

Give me a D!

Give me an F!

Gimme an A!

 

What's that spell, DFA!

Honestly we should just pick random guys out of the crowd over our relievers at this point.

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Honestly we should just pick random guys out of the crowd over our relievers at this point.

If we let the Rays hit off a tee we'd at least have one more guy to help chase down the doubles. 

Honestly we should just pick random guys out of the crowd over our relievers at this point.

This game has been a team effort.

reddick comes through, 8-7 rays

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Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

How many fucking pitchers does pampa bay have? 

AS shitty as devo was and is, lets not pass over the fact that Grienke has been absolutely underwhelming since coming over.  We likely lose Cole because of his acquisition, and that is going to suck worse than Devo if Grienke doesn't start to pitch markedly better in a hurry.  

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

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Just now, pepper brooks said:

AS shitty as devo was and is, lets not pass over the fact that Grienke has been absolutely underwhelming since coming over.  We likely lose Cole because of his acquisition, and that is going to suck worse than Devo if Grienke doesn't start to pitch markedly better in a hurry.  

Power  pitching  > precision pitchin

Always. 

9 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

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9 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

Post less. And I'm the worst at over-reacting. 

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

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1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

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Yep. We all know the history. Feast or famine. A really good player, but the hot-and-cold nature of his offense can be so frustrating. I almost wonder if there's some bonus in his contract for coming out of his shoes on swings when we just need a single. 

I see that Kurt Warner's wife is at the game.
Is she asking for a manager?

Would have been great to hold right there. But at least we have some firepower coming up in the bottom half.

September 1, AJ should put all the relievers in a room and basically put their shit on blast, saying we're only taking 4 of y'all. Who that 4 is is on you... fuck this pen.  



AS shitty as devo was and is, lets not pass over the fact that Grienke has been absolutely underwhelming since coming over. 


Undefeated. Thats all that matters

Cy Sneed and Chris Devenski should fuck and have a kid together.

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yep. We all know the history. Feast or famine. A really good player, but the hot-and-cold nature of his offense can be so frustrating. I almost wonder if there's some bonus in his contract for coming out of his shoes on swings when we just need a single. 

You're really trying to hate on the 2017 WS MVP... GTFO

Spet 1 meaning we bring up all RP and let them thunder dome it 

Choi makes an out. It's a sign. Now we do great things and win it. I hope.

 

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