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The shift against Yordan just exposes more of your players to potential serious injury.

profar's 2 run double highlights a 3 run t6 for oakland.

now lead in ny 4-2.

let's go oakland.

Miley has to be kicking himself. Except tonight he’d probably miss. 

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Miley has to be kicking himself. Except tonight he’d probably miss. 

After that performance he’s probably both frustrated and happy he escaped being on the hook for an L.

31 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

profar's 2 run double highlights a 3 run t6 for oakland.

now lead in ny 4-2.

let's go oakland.

now 6-2, t8. 

Me to my buddy, “watch Rondon will give up at least one run...”

Just now, runthebone said:

I wonder why Rondon lost his job as Cubs closer

Because closing is a requirement?

Blum is a bitch. Poutine rules

Please tell me why Devo is warming up? We need at least a 10 run lead to watch his gaping pussy strut.

When are we going to cut this guy?


Hopefully he never pitches another inning for us after the regular season.
Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Devo’s WIP, it is not good. 

You misspelled WIMP. And it is good

Kalas is dumb.

 

Rooting for Oakland all weekend dipshit.

 

 

"Oakland is the team chasing the Astros"

 

Yeah thats like saying putt is chasing Straw in a foot race. They arent even in the same zip code at the moment

 

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

Can we not bitch about poor performances regardless of that other shit you said?

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

Never let the fire go unstoked.

Looks like Chirinos might have had a few kind words for the home plate ump after the last out.

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yanks lost.

tied.

but not really.

What’s the h to h?

(drunk and lazy)

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4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What’s the h to h?

(drunk and lazy)

4-3 houston.

Tonight's winning pitcher is...Collin McHugh who faced 2 batters, allowing a double and then recording a strikeout

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

Because no one cares about how many wins this team gets during the regular season. It's the 11 wins after the season is over that matter, and this bullpen could potentially be a reason the Astros don't get those 11 wins.

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Tonight's winning pitcher is...Collin McHugh who faced 2 batters, allowing a double and then recording a strikeout

Traveshamockery of the first order. Then again, SOMEONE had to get it. 

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Because no one cares about how many wins this team gets during the regular season. It's the 11 wins after the season is over that matter, and this bullpen could potentially be a reason the Astros don't get those 11 wins.

I understand Htown Horn's point, but I honestly think much of the bitching is a fan hangover from that Sunday afternoon game a couple of weeks ago in Baltimore when Osuna blew a 7-4 lead in the 9th with that walkoff by Rio Ruiz. That ended an 8-gm win streak and the team went 1-6 thereafter. 

Fuckin Osuna.

 

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