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I knew there was a reason the word “discombobulated” exists.

It's 8 pm and yardon is just now coming up to bat

Thanks for all the “rest” you gave our guys this year Skipper.

A hit!

Maybe.

Edited by Wishbone

19 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Miley went full regard.

Went full Oriole ... that’s the Miley I watched in Baltimore. 

Here we go bitches.

Getting this dub tonight

I would not want to get hit by yardon

Move yo ass Marco you bitch

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

I would not want to get hit by yardon

Wish he’d slid into West.

Calm down Kalas.  It's a foul ball.

Kalas quit jizzing ur shorts on dumb shit

Well that promising inning went to shit quickly

Bregman realllllly needs a homer here

Team's dealing with travel and a lotta bad news. Ya take yer lumps now and kick their fucking asses tomorrow.

If these fucks can score 7 i feel like we can score 12

Team's dealing with travel and a lotta bad news. Ya take yer lumps now and kick their fucking asses tomorrow.
Dude this is far from over
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:
Team's dealing with travel and a lotta bad news. Ya take yer lumps now and kick their fucking asses tomorrow.

Dude this is far from over

Sure as hell ain't!

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:
Team's dealing with travel and a lotta bad news. Ya take yer lumps now and kick their fucking asses tomorrow.

Dude this is far from over

What I’m sayin.  Fuck tappin’ out.

Getting one more here would be nice though

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

What I’m sayin.  Fuck tappin’ out.

Ain’t nobody tappin’ out against Seattle this early.

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If these fucks can score 7 i feel like we can score 12

I'm just not that confident we'll keep them at 7.

We just need a big fly from someone when we got ducks on the pond

Way to perform tonight guys

Keep getting 2 guys on and that 3 run homer will come eventually

Brantley in a bit of a slump lately. Wasted a chance there with guys who are usually clutch. 

Can’t blame Altuve for swinging 3-0 the way Brantley’s going right now.   You can pencil in the GIDP.   

Did Yordan just hurt himself or was he just frustrated?

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Did Yordan just hurt himself or was he just frustrated?

Looked like he rolled an ankle. Hopefully not enough to linger.

Urkel looking good. That pitch he has tonight is pop-up, fly ball money.

Ted!!

Good thing we waited for the end of the game before the DFA.

Well there's one positive for the night

Guy right behind me just now: "Tucker needs to be traded'

Yall keep talkin shit about Tucker

Should have gave him the silent treatment

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