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Back to the beer line...fuck

Major League is on the Paramount Network

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Major League is on the Paramount Network

I thought that's what I was watching.  11 hits in 4 outs is not ideal.

Edited by kevwun

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I thought that's what I was watching.  11 hits in 4 outs is not ideal.

Should've gotten the live chicken

Maybe Miley accidentally stuck the candlesticks up his ass.

I blame Dumb and Old Man Kalas

Roark in trouble now.  You don’t just go up and in like that to Yordan and not pay.  

Pretty cool pictures in the tweet they just showed on tv

Kind of crazy that Rader and Wynn hit theirs 9 days apart and there was only 1 more in the next 30 years we played at the dome.

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Miley’s playoff roster spot is in question 

Miley is gonna be good in the post season. 

7 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Miley is gonna be good in the post season. 

For who? 

Pretty cool pictures in the tweet they just showed on tv
Kind of crazy that Rader and Wynn hit theirs 9 days apart and there was only 1 more in the next 30 years we played at the dome.
I was there when Albert Belle hit one in the upper deck around Mothers Day 99 i think

Should I be concerned about Miley? Last couple of starts for him haven't been too great. At least he recorded an out this time

Only the third.  But we gotta get a couple of stops.  Haven’t been able to yet. 

We are winning this game. Fuck this shit

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I blame scraps wearing a Miley jersey tonight 

t-shirt miley cyrus jersey

He needs to burn it.

George is getting upset about giving back our run differential

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He needs to burn it.
I have on a GOAT jersey.....that disqualifies Miley, Sneed or Dumbfuck
We are winning this game. Fuck this shit
Aw fuck it i concede

Biagini is italian, spanish, english, sign language fo "Shitty"

Remember when everyone said we ripped off Toronto?

Maybe they'll score 20?

Just now, WBT said:

Remember when everyone said we ripped off Toronto?

Maybe they'll score 20?

this inning?

Just release Chuckles. Get out of our jersey

Down 17-2 in the top of the fourth.

That will make this the biggest comeback in franchise history, right?

 

Right?

Just now, DoobieWah said:

Down 17-2 in the top of the fourth.

That will make this the biggest comeback in franchise history, right?

 

Right?

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I'm giving up trying to make sense of baseball. It can't be done. 

What a bizarro stupid game.

When was the last time we gave up multiple runs in each of the first 5 innings? I'm assuming it hasn't happened since our dark years

I’m having some major heartburn after the enjoyment of our July 31 trades wore off. And not just the Toronto deal.

It’s all worth it if Greinke ends up being the piece that seals ring #2 but in 2 years, I’m concerned the D-Backs will clearly have have the better on field product

Detroit walked the Yanks at least

When was the last time we gave up multiple runs in each of the first 5 innings? I'm assuming it hasn't happened since our dark years
I went to 20 games a year during the shit years and this is the worst beatdown i have ever witnessed in person

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