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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I fucking love Collin McHugh. The way he slouches on the mound like he wishes he were anywhere else but there. That he has no dignity to lose. (I don't think the guys were giving him shit for riding the golf cart. He was giving them shit. As if his utter lack of dignity was somehow going to stop him.) He tosses this absolutely unhittable toxic garbage at the plate that sort of meanders into the catcher's mitt at a casual 75-80mph while swerving about like it just polished off its fifth can of Schlitz in the past hour. If we had any doubt remaining that he were Neo and had mastered the Matrix with his new slider that doesn't so much curve as alter the shape of spacetime around it, his little "I know kung fu" move last night eliminated it.

 

Sheer poetry the way you describe his pitching.  LOL.

 

So he is Neo for 2019?  

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Looks like we are on the alt channel tonight cause of the Rockets. 

Looks like we are on the alt channel tonight cause of the Rockets. 
Definitely a two screens kinda night

Regarding the 14 days in a row meaning another reliever possibly getting promoted from the minors, any thoughts on who it would be? 

Lots of teams roll all season long with a 7 man bullpen. I don’t see an issue.

As long as Hinch staggers Pressly and Osuna just enough so there's never a game where both are unavailable.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

jesus, basketball?  is that still going on?

We're in day 5 of the basketball playoffs. The rockets are 1-0. The NBA saw the movie Basketball and thought its playoff timeframe sounded like a good idea

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1 minute ago, Viper said:

We're in day 5 of the basketball playoffs. The rockets are 1-0. The NBA saw the movie Basketball and thought its playoff timeframe sounded like a good idea

i don't really follow the nba, but is it true that the nba playoffs last so long that the two teams involved in the finals actually miss the start of next season?

It's extra bad this year.  The Rockets played game 1 on Sunday and game 2 isn't until tonight.

Not bad for old man Yuli.  Pence is still getting it done too

It's really impressive when you factor in the extra time moving like a spaz costs him.

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24 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's really impressive when you factor in the extra time moving like a spaz costs him.

And the drag from his pina-coif. 

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Just a bit outside

Damnit, Profar infected the 2B area

Country boy Miley gonna plunk a mofo

BP and dugout need to be ready to charge the field. we need to send a message 

Tough play but Bregman shouldve had that

That’s a fun poll. Which pitch you got?
 

I picked Pressly.

bregman said last night that he hasn't been able to hit the fastball this season, yet 

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Maybe get a hit?

maybe score a run?

Take the lead with a 2 run bomb plz

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