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Reddick is a lock for the postseason roster. 

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6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Reddick is a lock for the postseason roster. 

Not sure he’s a lock for sucking in the postseason like he has for 47 games now.   But he probably will.  

58 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Then, he’ll be Goneuhrea. 

He can catch that Halloween night as G7 is 10/30/2019 :)

Any chance tonight’s game will be postponed due to Imelda?  Weather Channel predicting it’ll rain cats and shoes thru Friday. 
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3 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

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Sure wish he would have gone
7. Tucker
8. Correa
9. Chirinos

I'd like to see that lineup once before I die...

Man without Trout this Angels lineup really smokes pole.

Total team OPS tonight: 6.086

Average OPS per batter: 0.676

Guess it's a good thing we face them in 63% of our remaining games...

4 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Any chance tonight’s game will be postponed due to Imelda?  Weather Channel predicting it’ll rain cats and shoes thru Friday. 

Did someone say shoes?

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12 to 14 k’s would be great tonight 

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Correa dives for the ball and Kalas says he’s fine.  Good grief.  That’s not a knock on Kalas, either.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

12 to 15 k’s would be great tonight 

Getting to 100 wins against Arlington tomorrow would be even better

38 career Ks of Choo.  That's crazy - over 1% of his career total.

12 to 14 k’s would be great tonight 
Id take 19
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
12 to 14 k’s would be great tonight 

Id take 19

Hard pass 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
12 to 14 k’s would be great tonight 

Id take 19

Verlander is getting tossed by angel Hernandez tonight, book it 

10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Man without Trout this Angels lineup really smokes pole.

Total team OPS tonight: 6.086

Average OPS per batter: 0.676

Guess it's a good thing we face them in 63% of our remaining games...

For comparisons sake...

Tonight's lineup total team OPS: 8.183

Tonight's lineup OPS per batter: 0.909

Verlander is getting tossed by angel Hernandez tonight, book it 
Well someone is

If you plug Tucker in for Reddick those numbers are 8.366 0.930 respectively...

Can we rename him Satan Hernandez or something?
 

 

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

This may be 19

No jinxing...

jesus, verlander.  mix in a fucking groundout, i made hotel reservations today.

Striking out Odor shouldn't even count

Just now, WBT said:

Striking out Odor shouldn't even count

oops...jinx

Just now, WBT said:

Striking out Odor shouldn't even count

They should just grant him a K and not let Odor bat....

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

jesus, verlander.  mix in a fucking groundout, i made hotel reservations today.

I think you're safe I don't think Hinch would let him get anywhere near the requisite number of innings unless he starts throwing a couple of immaculate innings out there.

You know what I like about the Rangers?

Not a god damned thing.

Umpires are getting shitier and shitier when it comes to calling balls and strikes. 

Umpires are getting shitier and shitier when it comes to calling balls and strikes. 
Its Angel bruh
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Umpires are getting shitier and shitier when it comes to calling balls and strikes. 

Its Angel bruh

They all suck lately 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’ll be glad when he gets there so you stop doing this.

Meh, he’s committed now. I’m cool with it. Major milestone.

Just now, Wishbone said:

Meh, he’s committed now. I’m cool with it. Major milestone.

True.  That’s why I replied with kindness and sincerity.

Maybe Mac trying to hedge in NJ instead of Vegas...
Almost assuredly so

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