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Hammerin' Yordan!!

Raging. Yardon 

112 mph, 454 feet

The back to back Yordan/Bregs pose is everything.  
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Watching rangers broadcasters are insufferable...

It’s hard to hit out to dead center at Minute Maid. Harder still to crush it to Shack Shake. Amazing.

Maybe the best pure power in the history of the Astros Organization. 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Why are they pulling JV?

Dammit
I want to see 3,000 on Sunday

I selfishly want to see it in Anaheim.  

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fuck you Hinch.

This times 1,000 what a goddamned moron you should have let JV pitch the 7th at a fucking minimum JFC

Pulling JV after 87 pitches when he's battling for a Cy Young makes zero sense. Unless JV is hurt, which he didn't seem to be. WTF Hinch?

Hinch = Jimy Williams 2.0 just with a lot more talent across the board because he has a good GM

Bold strategy to bring the tying run up with no outs.  Probably bring James in if it gets tight just to really fuck with us.

Our current leaders in HRs:  Bregman 37, Springer 35, Yuli 29, Altuve 28, Yordan 26

Nine teams have had four guys with 30.  There's never been a team with five.

 

I get wanting to keep Verlander's innings down going into the playoffs

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Good job, AJ. This was completely predictable.

Ugh ugh ugh. Wtf. 

Pulling JV after 87 pitches when he's battling for a Cy Young makes zero sense. Unless JV is hurt, which he didn't seem to be. WTF Hinch?
Repeat... One of the great innings eaters of his generation. Pulled after 87 shutout pitches.

I hope Strom used the “I’m about to shit my pants” speech.  

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I get wanting to keep Verlander's innings down going into the playoffs

Home field advantage is pretty fucking important against the MFY

Hinch is very arrogant in case y’all haven’t caught on. He’s a Stanford guy and always wants to be the smartest in the room. His common sense fucking sucks.

Lulz.  Angel Hernandez giveth and Angel Hernandez taketh away.

Our current leaders in HRs:  Bregman 37, Springer 35, Yuli 29, Altuve 28, Yordan 26
Nine teams have had four guys with 30.  There's never been a team with five.
 
Minnesota is gonna get 5 and potentially 6 with Cron
Just now, Pimphand said:

Home field advantage is pretty fucking important against the MFY

Absolutely. But I do understand conserving arms at this point in the season. If the choice is HFA or a fresher Verlander I'll take the latter. 

I'm pretty sure Bregman said "That's what happens with you call a strike that was a fucking ball" (or something to that effect) when he got back in the dugout.

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s hard to hit out to dead center at Minute Maid. Harder still to crush it to Shack Shake. Amazing.

Maybe the best pure power in the history of the Astros Organization. 

The Big Bopper hit it pretty hard. Not for very long though.  

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Minnesota is gonna get 5 and potentially 6 with Cron

Good point.  I don't think Cron will get there but Sano definitely will.

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