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Can we have Giles back please.

You take that back right now!

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Gerrit Cole may kill him

Rougie strikeouts are still among the best things in MLB.

Osuna is back!

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First in MLB to 100 wins

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I literally fucking hate Osuna.

 

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I fucking love Osuna.

 

He's like a girl with big natural tits, but she's a complete bitch.

Congrats, fellas. The century mark is no small thing, especially three years straight. Just glad that effort by Cole was rewarded. 

The Rangers post game broadcast is a pretty darned funny. 

They can't admit to being terrible and just dance around it for a half hour. 

So essentially two games up on the Yankees and two/three on Dodgers depending on their game?

We need to go 4-5 to set the franchise record for wins

1 hour ago, WBT said:

We need to go 4-5 to set the franchise record for wins

Pretty sure we need to go 7-2 to secure HFA no matter what the fuck anyone else does at this point.

1 up on the Yankees and 2 up on the Dodgers with 9 to play.

America, fuck yeah.

Just need to go 7-2 to clinch best record in baseball with 7 games against the Troutless Angels and 2 games against the Mariners.

That includes 6 starts from Verlander, Cole, & Greinke.

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Well, I predicted 9-2 before the Rangers so...so far so good

Time to unreel the dong. Slap shit down to finish with home field all the way. Use every advantage and wreck shit the rest of the way.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Just need to go 7-2 to clinch best record in baseball with 7 games against the Troutless Angels and 2 games against the Mariners.

That includes 6 starts from Verlander, Cole, & Greinke.

can’t the yankees go 9-0?

34 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

can’t the yankees go 9-0?

Yes too much bourbon consumed. We must go 8-1 to be sure

 

 

We own the tiebreaker against the Yankees, and I think we will soon own the tiebreaker over the Dodgers, but one of y'all can check me on that. I think the World Series home field advantage tiebreaker if we have the same record will be division record because we didn't play interleague against them this year, and we are six games up on the Dodgers in our respective division records.

6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Just need to go 7-2 to clinch best record in baseball with 7 games against the Troutless Angels and 2 games against the Mariners.

That includes 6 starts from Verlander, Cole, & Greinke.

Show me a loss! 

Frankly I’m surprised the Dodgers record against the NL West is only 6 games worse than our record against the AL West.

Were going to finish with somewhere around 55 wins against the West (out of 76 games).

NL West blows ass.  Dodgers should be about 60-7 against the West.  We would be if we were over there.  Hell we would only have 10 losses in the AL West if it wasn't for the 1 other real team in both those divsions that isn't leading 

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I find it hard to compare the two West divisions. Don't know what our record would be if we were still out west in the NL (thanks, Bud), but not all of those teams are as weak as I thought they'd be. Arizona is still over .500 despite a recent tailspin. (Losing Greinke didn't help.) Also, the Giants seem to be on the rise. For that matter, even the Padres are halfway decent. The Rockies bite...but then, we also have some dogs in our own division.

All that said, doesn't matter. If we get to the World Series with our top three starters healthy and no more injuries to our better hitters, I love our chances. 

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

NL West blows ass.  Dodgers should be about 60-7 against the West.  We would be if we were over there.  Hell we would only have 10 losses in the AL West if it wasn't for the 1 other real team in both those divsions that isn't leading 

Actually the AL & NL west are fairly mirror image except for ARI & OAK

LAD == HOU
SFG == TEX
SDP == LAA
COL == SEA

But yeah the Dodgers should have a better record because OAK is 14 games better than ARI

47 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I find it hard to compare the two West divisions. Don't know what our record would be if we were still out west in the NL (thanks, Bud), but not all of those teams are as weak as I thought they'd be. Arizona is still over .500 despite a recent tailspin. (Losing Greinke didn't help.) Also, the Giants seem to be on the rise. For that matter, even the Padres are halfway decent.

Are you high?  All the teams in both West divisions suck ass except the Stros, Dodgers and A's.  

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Are you high?  All the teams in both West divisions suck ass except the Stros, Dodgers and A's.  

I don't consider teams around .500 to actually suck. They're obviously not elite...but they're not the Angels or Mariners or Rockies, either. Those teams suck. I'll grant you the Padres still are kind of sucky, but not nearly as much as they were a year ago.   

The AL West has the best combined record in MLB. All NL divisions are effectively tied with the AL East slightly behind them. The AL Central is last by a good margin.

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