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2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

meanwhile, greinke...

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they're having the bregs vs trout for mvp conversation on mlbn, and they pointed out that no team ever has won the mvp, roy, and cy young in the same season.  they pointed out some times where it could've happened (where one person won 2/3 by themselves - fred lynn, vida blue), but it's never happened.

then they said 2/3 were guaranteed.  obviously.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

they're having the bregs vs trout for mvp conversation on mlbn, and they pointed out that no team ever has won the mvp, roy, and cy young in the same season.  they pointed out some times where it could've happened (where one person won 2/3 by themselves - fred lynn, vida blue), but it's never happened.

then they said 2/3 were guaranteed.  obviously.

That’s good shit. Bregs needs to keep on keepin’ on to make it happen.

Damn. The guy is good. Made of glass, but good.

Serious question:

Have we lost our last game in 2019?

Daniella, please refrain from the kinky sex shit that will hurt Correa until after the World Series.

Signed,

Astros fans

Y’all keep talking shit about Carlos Correa !!!!!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Daniella, please refrain from the kinky sex shit that will hurt Correa until after the World Series.

Signed,

Astros fans

She must be visiting family.

Showrrea!

Correa needs to stay healthy through the post season.  Go be ghey with Alex after the World Series win.

I have 1 gold jersey

Correa bitches!!!!

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Have we lost our last game in 2019?

I'm having a hard time finding one in 2020 either

yankees are up 3-2 on toronto.  i looked up in the 6th and saw ottavino in.  now kahnle is in.

happ started and went 5+ and i know boone is talking about piggybacking, tandem, openers, whatever in the postseason for everyone not named paxton.  i just wonder if they can keep this up - with these same guys coming in basically every day.  when they're playing the blue jays, it doesn't much matter, but a 5 game series against the twins could be dangerous.  betances is out.  german is out (i guess?).

i know they can rake, because every time i look up, somebody i've barely heard of is hitting a homer, and they'll definitely have to if they want to beat minnesota or oakland.  but they went down to boston three times 3-0 last year, and couldn't really get their bullpen to take over games and it lost them the series.  hopefully that shit happens again.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

yankees are up 3-2 on toronto.  i looked up in the 6th and saw ottavino in.  now kahnle is in.

happ started and went 5+ and i know boone is talking about piggybacking, tandem, openers, whatever in the postseason for everyone not named paxton.  i just wonder if they can keep this up - with these same guys coming in basically every day.  when they're playing the blue jays, it doesn't much matter, but a 5 game series against the twins could be dangerous.  betances is out.  german is out (i guess?).

i know they can rake, because every time i look up, somebody i've barely heard of is hitting a homer, and they'll definitely have to if they want to beat minnesota or oakland.  but they went down to boston three times 3-0 last year, and couldn't really get their bullpen to take over games and it lost them the series.  hopefully that shit happens again.

oh hello, smoak just took kahnle deep.  4-3 jays.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

yankees are up 3-2 on toronto.  i looked up in the 6th and saw ottavino in.  now kahnle is in.

happ started and went 5+ and i know boone is talking about piggybacking, tandem, openers, whatever in the postseason for everyone not named paxton.  i just wonder if they can keep this up - with these same guys coming in basically every day.  when they're playing the blue jays, it doesn't much matter, but a 5 game series against the twins could be dangerous.  betances is out.  german is out (i guess?).

i know they can rake, because every time i look up, somebody i've barely heard of is hitting a homer, and they'll definitely have to if they want to beat minnesota or oakland.  but they went down to boston three times 3-0 last year, and couldn't really get their bullpen to take over games and it lost them the series.  hopefully that shit happens again.

Not so fast, my friend!

Dammit! Too slow!

Edited by Wishbone

oh hello, smoak just took kahnle deep.  4-3 jays.

Not updated on the out of town scoreboard yet but AWESOME

This can't be said enough, fuck Pujols. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

We should chip in and buy Smoak a hooker.

A Smoakin’ hooker.

C’mon Greinke. This run support isn’t license to dick around.

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Have we lost our last game in 2019?

Not unless Zach gets his shit together. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Not unless Zach gets his shit together. 

We're gonna score 14 more, tho, no worries.

Fuck scoreboard watching. Take care of our own business and we don’t have shit to worry about.

Not fooling anyone. They're just sitting on one pitch and taking it the other way. 

Edited by Mo Horn

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck scoreboard watching. Take care of our own business and we don’t have shit to worry about.

Buzzkiller.

What was the ump saying to Greinke? Almost looked like he was warning him about something. 

Correa bout to have a 4 homer night...yall chill

Oh and i fist bumped lil shep tonight so i should be winning the lottery soon. WS suite on me if so

17 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck scoreboard watching. Take care of our own business and we don’t have shit to worry about.

don't tell me how to live.

My internet (I'm streaming the game) went out for the top of the 5th? Why was Greinke talking to Albert?

First time i ever seen them put eephus as the pitch lol 63 mph

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