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Any way we use someone, anyone other than Miley as a potential 4th starter in the playoffs?  He’s fucking awful this month.

Miley doesn’t need to start a playoff game or be on the roster at all 

Time to name Urquidy the #4 the rest of the way.

Unbelievable how bad Miley has gotten.   Straight off a cliff.  

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Time to name Urquidy the #4 the rest of the way.

Co-sign 

Miley is fucking terrible. 

 

Urquiddy gonna come through on Hispanic heritage night though

Country boy can't survive....again

Miley was in line to get a pretty nice payday. After September, not so much.

8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Urquiddy gonna come through on Hispanic heritage night though

Viva La Raza !!!!

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Miley was in line to get a pretty nice payday. After September, not so much.

This needs to be his last outing as an Astro 

We will be first team in history to have a bullpen day every fourth start in the playoffs.

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We will be first team in history to have a bullpen day every fourth start in the playoffs.

Man, I just said the same thing to my neighbor.

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Dude is so fucking amazing

Yo Sandoval don't start no shit won't be no shit

What the fuck is it going to take to get our dumbass fans to stop reaching over the wall?

Start banning fans who interfere. If we are going to put up nets cause people dont pay attention then its the teams best interests to remove fans( permanently) who interfere

What the fuck is it going to take to get our dumbass fans to stop reaching over the wall?
Make 1st row wheelchair only

We have the dumbest fans in MLB. I was there at the game in 2018 when the doofus in the Verlander jersey reached out and caught Bregman's likely triple which cost us the game.

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:
8 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:
Make 1st row wheelchair only

Great buy on stubhub !

starting to think that wade is no good

i'm just about ready for pujols to retire

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Abreau’s gonna be on the postseason roster isn’t he?

He’s has a very active arm 

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Abreau’s gonna be on the postseason roster isn’t he?

We need Tyler White back as a pitcher.

This weak ass press corps better grill Hinch on what the fuck the playoff plan is for the 4th starter.

Princess is out 

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why are we playing all our Round Rock guys tonight?

Because you touch yourself !

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Because you touch yourself !

Well, it is probably not fair to single out just one poster (looks around nervously)

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