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Damn damn daaaaaamn!!!

I stayed away from here as it developed...thought for sure he’d get it. 

Greinke has 1 hit the Mariners before in his career too

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Wow.  Just turned on MLB network.

 

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Oh and right then, hit

😠

Astros would have been the 1st team to throw 3 no-hitters in a single season.

And Mariners first to be no-hit 3 times in a season

And 5-4 Dodgers.  HFA not secured yet

Of course the dude that never had an AB against Greinke gets the hit. 

JV with the “Oh fuck”

I want prop bets odds that Astros get a no hitter in post season.  HItters are clenching so much in playoffs that it makes it more likely.  

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

And 5-4 Dodgers.  HFA not secured yet

Even with a Dodgers loss and Astros win it still wouldn't have been....

And 5-4 Dodgers.  HFA not secured yet

“Yet” being the operative word...


And in a bizarro world where it didn’t actually happen for the Astros, we’re experienced in popping champagne in the visitor’s clubhouse at Dodger Stadium

Great to see this kind of game out of Greinke, especially prepping for October. Our top three are incredible. 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


“Yet” being the operative word...


And in a bizarro world where it didn’t actually happen for the Astros, we’re experienced in popping champagne in the visitor’s clubhouse at Dodger Stadium

I could live with that same result this year. 

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9 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

C'mon, don't be a bitch, PH.

Fair ‘nough. Retracted. 

But pretty bitchy move to swoop into out thread to rub our noses in losing the no hitter. Whatever, we are gonna fuck up the Dodgers. 

So even if the Yankees sweep the Rangers, the Astros would have to do something they’ve only done 2 other times this year to not get HFA over the Yankees: lose 4 in a row


“Yet” being the operative word...


And in a bizarro world where it didn’t actually happen for the Astros, we’re experienced in popping champagne in the visitor’s clubhouse at Dodger Stadium

Ugh, can’t believe we’re gonna have to lose two games on purpose just to give our fans a chance to celebrate at home.
8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

So even if the Yankees sweep the Rangers, the Astros would have to do something they’ve only done 2 other times this year to not get HFA over the Yankees: lose 4 in a row
 

Usually they only do that after scoring 20.

So a few more numbers from the season series against the Mariners
18-1 record
(I posted the lineup for the “one” last night. Almost entirely guys that started at Round Rock this season or have since been DFA’ed).

Doubled them up in runs. 123-62.

1 no hitter
1 one hitter
1 two hitter
1 three hitter

225 Ks by Mariners hitters. 11.8 per game.
Only 5 of the 19 games they had single digit Ks as a team (and in 1 of those, they didn’t get a hit).





5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sweep the series tomorrow !!!!

We are headed to Anaheim brah

It’s a bit incredible to me that we set a franchise record for wins with 4 games still to go and went an entire week (with no off days) in mid-June without a win

Sweep the series tomorrow !!!!
Go to Astros Nation fb dumdum!
16 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Sweep the series tomorrow !!!!

Go to Astros Nation fb dumdum!

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10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Another thing that pisses me off is that Correa’s unreliability could mean that we have to leave Tucker off the playoff roster for Toro as insurance.

 

Toro and Tucker keep playoff roster spots. Glass Pussy sits at the house playing Fortnite or whatever he’s into these days. 

I wouldn’t mind if Correa sits out the first series to heal up 

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s a bit incredible to me that we set a franchise record for wins with 4 games still to go and went an entire week (with no off days) in mid-June without a win

Yep. Had we not screwed up our hitters' heads by scoring 20-plus runs a couple times and immediately going into an offensive coma, we'd be knocking on the door of 110 right now. But I suppose every team that's set a good season record of any kind could look back and see room for improvement. In our case, it's amazing that we've had such production without operating at full health for very long at a stretch.  

We set a franchise record for wins when Altuve, Springer and Correa were all out at the same time for what, like a month?  That's impressive as hell.

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

We set a franchise record for wins when Altuve, Springer and Correa were all out at the same time for what, like a month?  That's impressive as hell.

Needs to be hammered at all these writers trying to give trout the mvp.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I wouldn’t mind if Correa sits out the first series to heal up 

So, a best-of-135 type series?

 Not sure if anybody has that much time to wait on Princess to get healthy. 

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